OMG! Its a sickness!

[MaxNoodle]

Ok, so how do I explain to my wife that I need to build a coolidor and have her be happy about it?? Her B-day is nect week. I better buy her something nice!!!! Hope that does it!

~ t

GOT IT !!!

Put a really nice picture of her on the front of the coolidor and tell her its an "US" present..

:whistling:

NICE!

 

[Atlasm]

I have spent way too much money on this website today buying cigars!!!! There is something wrong with me!!!!

Help!!!

Wrong??? Mmmm nothing wrong here folks... move along... move along :whistling:

 

[northernmoris]

I have spent way too much money on this website today buying cigars!!!! There is something wrong with me!!!!

Help!!!

Wrong??? Mmmm nothing wrong here folks... move along... move along :whistling:

LOL. I like this guy.

 

[Gawl]

Ok, so how do I explain to my wife that I need to build a coolidor and have her be happy about it?? Her B-day is nect week. I better buy her something nice!!!! Hope that does it!

~ t

GOT IT !!!

Put a really nice picture of her on the front of the coolidor and tell her its an "US" present..

:whistling:

Lol thats a good one.

I guess I'm lucky that I'm still single...lucky and cursed. Yes it is a sickness, I just bought another box today...

 

[northernmoris]

LOL. I just got nailed by the UPS guy. First time he rang my doorbell and what do you know, my wife happened to be home. That didn't go over to well.

 

[NASTY]

LOL. I just got nailed by the UPS guy. First time he rang my doorbell and what do you know, my wife happened to be home. That didn't go over to well.

Whoa.

First time too? Boy you give it up quick.

 

[in2xshp]

Ok, so how do I explain to my wife that I need to build a coolidor and have her be happy about it?? Her B-day is nect week. I better buy her something nice!!!! Hope that does it!

~ t

Count up her total number of pairs of shoes and purses! As long as total # of boxes of cigars does not exceed that number you should be good!!! :laugh:

That sounds good but what if I actually have more shoes than she does?!?!? :whistling: Do I have to buy more boxes to match the numbers of pair of shoes I have? :blush:

 

[Gawl]

LOL. I just got nailed by the UPS guy. First time he rang my doorbell and what do you know, my wife happened to be home. That didn't go over to well.

Whoa.

First time too? Boy you give it up quick.

Ok he was asking for it on that one :laugh:

 

[northernmoris]

It runs in the family. I was a product of the mailman also.

 

[lherzolite]

Funny you saythat - She just bought a purse and said I can give to her on her birthday....I'm like WTF? But she treats me good on my b-day so I can't complain.

Man you got it made - She's already done the shopping for you!

 

[ilcchef2]

This has been discussed before...do a "search"...BWWWWAAAAAHAAhahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYHAYAYUH!

 

[qballizhere]

It is not a sickness if it is for your enjoyment. :whistling: Hell you only live once might as well enjoy it while you can. You can't take them with you :sign:

 

[MaxNoodle]

It is not a sickness if it is for your enjoyment. :whistling: Hell you only live once might as well enjoy it while you can. You can't take them with you :sign:

Why not - are there already cigars in heaven??

~ t

 

[Anthem]

Ok, so how do I explain to my wife that I need to build a coolidor and have her be happy about it?? Her B-day is nect week. I better buy her something nice!!!! Hope that does it!

~ t

Count up her total number of pairs of shoes and purses! As long as total # of boxes of cigars does not exceed that number you should be good!!! :laugh:

That sounds good but what if I actually have more shoes than she does?!?!? :whistling: Do I have to buy more boxes to match the numbers of pair of shoes I have? :blush:

Yes.

For the man decree doth say that ye pair of shoes shalt be outnumbered by thee boxes in thine coolidor.

It really says that, just like I wrote it.

:laugh: :laugh:




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[drunkfish3]

Ok, so how do I explain to my wife that I need to build a coolidor and have her be happy about it?? Her B-day is nect week. I better buy her something nice!!!! Hope that does it!

~ t

Count up her total number of pairs of shoes and purses! As long as total # of boxes of cigars does not exceed that number you should be good!!! :laugh:

if i used this logic i could have well over a hundred boxes and would probably need to build a walk in humidor. i just ordered i 130 dollars worth of cigars and it cost me 100 extra for cloths i now had to order for my wife. but i think i got the better deal becuase see is pregnant and needed cloths that fit anyway.