Shadow
That's DON Shadow to you!
- Joined
- Jan 5, 2001
- Messages
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1. Only in America.... can a pizza get to
your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America.... are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.
4. Only in America.... Do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America.... Do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
6. Only in America.... Do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America.... Do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America.... Do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.... Do we use the word 'politics'
to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning
'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America.... Do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America.... are there handicap parking
places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick
walk all the way to the back of the store to get their
prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes
at the front.
4. Only in America.... Do people order
double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America.... Do banks leave
both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters.
6. Only in America.... Do we leave cars worth
thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our
useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America.... Do we use
answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we
didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America.... Do we buy hot dogs in packages
of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America.... Do we use the word 'politics'
to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning
'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America.... Do they have
drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
