OOH-RAH!

[MiamiCubano]

Got sent a couple of emails that I've just had the time to go through and figured I had to share. Just something in the way of a chuckle to start your day, even though the joke has been around for some time now:

A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar one day arguing over which was the superior service.
After a swig of beer the Marine says, "Well, we had Iwo Jima."
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replies, "We had the Battle of Midway."
"Not entirely true", responded the Marine. "Some of those pilots were Marines, in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot* killed at the Battle of Midway."
The sailor responds, "Point taken."
The Marine then says, "We Marines were born at Tunn Tavern!"
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, "But we had John Paul Jones."
The argument continued until the sailor comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "The Navy invented sex!"
The Marine replies, "That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it with women."

And...couldn't resist this one......... :laugh: :

Oh yeah, and Doc, I still say this is yer vehicle:

 

[AVB]

Looks like he already ate "The Army of One"

 

[MrJerry]

"That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it with women."

Coffee spewed all over my computer...you bastige!! :laugh: :laugh:

 

[JayDee]

"That is true, but it was the Marines who introduced it with women."

Coffee spewed all over my computer...you bastige!! :laugh: :laugh:

I did the same damn thing. :laugh:

 

[golfgar]

Very nice, funny pic.

 

[tone-ny]

Ouch and he is in his PT gear!

 

[Wurm]

Ouch and he is in his PT gear!

That fat-boy probably lives in his PT Uniform. He also probably has a few months time to get down to fighting weight before getting kicked out.

Dude sorta looks like Pt. Pyle, where is Gunny Hartman when you need him?

 

[tone-ny]

Ouch and he is in his PT gear!

That fat-boy probably lives in his PT Uniform. He also probably has a few months time to get down to fighting weight before getting kicked out.

Dude sorta looks like Pt. Pyle, where is Gunny Hartman when you need him?

The sad thing is he is in country!

Notice the weapon sling crossing Army, that is sad.

 

[Wurm]

Ouch and he is in his PT gear!

That fat-boy probably lives in his PT Uniform. He also probably has a few months time to get down to fighting weight before getting kicked out.

Dude sorta looks like Pt. Pyle, where is Gunny Hartman when you need him?

The sad thing is he is in country!

Notice the weapon sling crossing Army, that is sad.

Well I always said MREs were fattening

*edit to remove picture

 

[MiamiCubano]

Ouch and he is in his PT gear!

That fat-boy probably lives in his PT Uniform. He also probably has a few months time to get down to fighting weight before getting kicked out.

Dude sorta looks like Pt. Pyle, where is Gunny Hartman when you need him?

The sad thing is he is in country!

Notice the weapon sling crossing Army, that is sad.

Well I always said MREs were fattening

You musta been given some high-falutin' MREs. I was scarcely able to keep 'em down, let alone put on any poundage from them. :laugh:

 

[Wurm]

Ouch and he is in his PT gear!

That fat-boy probably lives in his PT Uniform. He also probably has a few months time to get down to fighting weight before getting kicked out.

Dude sorta looks like Pt. Pyle, where is Gunny Hartman when you need him

The sad thing is he is in country!

Notice the weapon sling crossing Army, that is sad.

Well I always said MREs were fattening

You musta been given some high-falutin' MREs. I was scarcely able to keep 'em down, let alone put on any poundage from them. :laugh:

Yeah I thought the C-Rats were better. I did like the freeze-dried meat patty ones they had in the 1980s though, used to crumble them up in a canteen cup of rahmen, when we had enough time to light a fuel tab. And since I was about the only one who did like them, I had all my squad-mates giving me their's lol

I sure did go through a crapload of Texas-Pete back then come to think of it

*edit to remove picture

 

[MX]

And...couldn't resist this one......... :laugh: :

Oh yeah, and Doc, I still say this is yer vehicle:

Is that cake and whipped cream on his plate!!!!!!


Tim

 

[Smokin'Sims]

Thanks for posting this MC. I sent it to my dad, who is an older marine than Doc. He enjoyed the story and the picture, don't think he could read the stickers.

 

[Devil Doc]

Doc ain't a Marine. Doc's not really a Sailor either. It's a bitch. Should I wear a blouse or a jumper? It never ends. We Corpsmen suffer from chronic identity crises

Doc.

 

[PuffShePuff]

Doc ain't a Marine. Doc's not really a Sailor either. It's a bitch. Should I wear a blouse or a jumper? It never ends. We Corpsmen suffer from chronic identity crises

Doc.

But we were damn sure glad to have you Doc.