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Paris Hilton released from jail

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According to prison officials Paris was released because of medical conditions. She will be fitted with an ankle bracelet to monitor her location, she will be in home confinement for forty days. :laugh: I wonder how many people get this kind of treatment in the real world. :whistling:
 
WHAT THE FUG!?!?!?!?!?! How nice it must be to have those last minute, forgot to tell you about medical conditions!!!

This is absolute bullsh*t!!!! :angry:
 
My guess is Chlamydia


I guess her prison "memoirs" will be 3 gramatically mistake-ridden incoherent sentences scribbled on some Hello Kitty stationary from the greuling confines of some Beverly Hills estate. Pathetic.


EDIT to add: It's not all bad. Sarah Silverman destroying her on national television (and subsequently, the internet) while the camera focused in on that pretty little mug (with ZERO smile on her face) does a lot more damage to her as a public figure than 3 weeks in some white collar resort (reference?) would have.
 
:laugh: I just knew everyone here at CP would be thrilled and happy for P.H. :whistling:
 
This is sad, I know none of the gang bangers from Watts get this kind of treatment. WTF are these people thinking of, she didn't like the food so we need to send her home.

Other than that I'm fine with her going home. :whistling:
 
Rob_k said:
I didn't know being a talentless, self entitled c*^t was a medical condition.
You gotta be fuggin' kidding me.
Rob
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Actually that is more truth than humor I am sure. But it still made me laugh.
 
darn i was hoping that there would be a great "Shower" or "Babes Behind Bars" unauthorised home video from her stay in county
:(
 
I think if she would have done her time like the rest of us under privileged shlubs, she *may* have gotten a little more slack from her critics. But after this ridiculous move, I believe she made those who already hate her DESPISE her even more....and those that support her lose a little fanfare. I mean, come on......three days?!?! Medical condition?!?! I know she could suck a mean D**k but was it good enough to commute her sentence?!
 
I can't help thinking about the contrast between this and what Loren is dealing with and how much it makes me want to throw up
 
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