Paris Hilton...

[bfreebern]

I'd hit it between the bars!

 

[Mrepp]

I'd hit it between the bars!

Be sure you bug bomb that shit first, you know she's got something crawling around down there.

 

[PSTAN]

That is great! :laugh:

 

[grateful1]

Even if I was a skinny little whore.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Halfbeard]

I wouldnt touch it with a ten foot pole. Hepatitis is really nasty.

 

[grateful1]

I wouldnt touch it with a ten foot pole. Hepatitis is really nasty.

And you know this because...it's better to give than receive?

 

[KayakinBoy]

I wouldnt touch it with a ten foot pole. Hepatitis is really nasty.

And you know this because...it's better to give than receive?

HA HA! :laugh:

 

[Rob_k]

Sarah Silverman was behind some truly great calls on Crank Yankers. Beyond that, I haven't paid much attention to her new show.

Sarah is very talented, and with Jimmy Kimmell as her boyfriend, I'm sure he influences her comedy. I for one think her show is so,so, you really aren't missing much. Some funny stuff, fortunatly she is easy on the eyes.
Rob

 

[PuroEsq]

Well I saw her "video" . . . while uh . . . er . . . uh . . . doing some research on moden media coverage . . . yeah that's it. Anyway, I saw the video and she definately has some "oral skills" and not a bad bod to boot! Not sure I could handle the complete vacancy upstairs though.

 

[PetersCreek]

I'd hit it!

Jeeeez...anybody that'd hit that is obviously too damn lazy to masturbate. She should do an Easy Button commercial for Staples. :sign:

 

[PuroEsq]

I'd hit it!

Jeeeez...anybody that'd hit that is obviously too damn lazy to masturbate. She should do an Easy Button commercial for Staples. :sign:

OMG! LMAO! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Good thing I was not eating or drinking anything or I would have had to clean off the keyboard!

 

[PTownshend]

Jeeeez...anybody that'd hit that is obviously too damn lazy to masturbate. She should do an Easy Button commercial for Staples. :sign:


Yeah, I was thinking more along the lines of "clap on, clap off".... the operative word here being "clap" !

Darren

 

[PTownshend]

Not to play Devil's advocate but... You really think the other women in the prison wouldn't completely destroy Paris Hilton who weights about 67lbs. soaking wet. I think the point is that she's there and not to physically harm her. As much as I hate Paris Hilton I see why she's being given special care.

Good points, though I do see why she is getting special care... and I STILL don't agree with it. I know how the world works with regards to influence and power coming from monetary worth and esteem (and connections)... I just don't agree with that system at all.

I do have a wish that she sees a more vile side of life for the way she personally and publicly flaunts the laws that (ideally) should govern rich and poor alike. If she does wrong, she should be treated as an equal to the less fortunate who do wrong and are punished in that way. No one should be given special care because of status.

Just my opinion.
Darren

 

[Eshaw99]

I've said it before and I'll say it again... I'd hit it!

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/images/e..._hilton.sff.jpg

I was wondering how long it would take you to weigh in on this :laugh:

Just what you needed...Paris in a Skinemax women's prison movie fantasy :sign:

 

[KayakinBoy]

Jeeeez...anybody that'd hit that is obviously too damn lazy to masturbate. She should do an Easy Button commercial for Staples. :sign:

:laugh:

I was wondering how long it would take you to weigh in on this :laugh:

Just what you needed...Paris in a Skinemax women's prison movie fantasy :sign:

That'd be awesome... :thumbs:

 

[Rebel Herfer]

I'd hit it!

Jeeeez...anybody that'd hit that is obviously too damn lazy to masturbate. She should do an Easy Button commercial for Staples. :sign:

I don't know about y'all but that is funnier than the paint the bars to look like pe-nee-nees comment! Maybe one of the all time greatest, good job PC!
Kudos!!!
LMAOSHIFONTF!