poetry/quote/prose for Ashtons contest.

[sir-smokes-a-lot]

Guys, I have been remiss,
this summer I have been so busy working an internship and multiple part-time jobs that I never had a contest to celebrate my being here for over a year and my birthday in may.

So, I am starting a quote/poetry contest related to smoking [cigars, pipes ...]. I will let this run for a week [give or take]. The best post gets an Ashton [reg. line] and a VSG.

an example of one of my faves:


"MY LAST CIGAR"

'Twas off the blue Canary Isles
A glorious summer day,
I sat upon the quarter deck,
And whiffed my cares away;
And as the volumed smoke arose,
Like incense in the air,
I breathed a sigh to think, in sooth,
It was my last cigar.

I watched the ashes as it came
Fast drawing to the end;
I watched it as a friend would watch
Beside a dying friend;
But still the flame swept slowly on; It vanished into the air;
I threw if from me, - spare the tale, -
It was my last cigar.

I've seen the land of all I love
Fade in the distant dim;
I've watched above the blighted heart,
Where once proud heart hath been;
But I've never known a sorrow
That could with that compare,
When off the blue Canaries
I smoked my last cigar.


:thumbs:

 

[CoventryCat86]

"There once was a man from Nantucket........."

Ah, never mind

 

[geldor1]

"There once was a man from Nantucket........."

Ah, never mind

Who would smoke his cigars in a bucket... :sign:

 

[Roseysman]

But try as he might
It just wouldn't light ...........

 

[AVB]

There once was a President named Clinton
Who on Monica the intern was smittin
He rolled his cigars on her non-virgin thighs
Until the day when he went a little high
His cigar was clipped by a muscular grip
When Hillery found out his snipper.

 

[SFG75]

But try as he might
It just wouldn't light ...........

Oh the joy he would have known
If he could only smoke the virgin-sun-grown.
So he put it away, pulled out another-getting ready and set
To enjoy an Ashton Cabinet......

:sign: :sign: :thumbs:

 

[texasaggie]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter,

Jill came down with two fifty,

:sign: .

remember those?

 

[bryan_h]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter,

Jill came down with two fifty,

:sign: .

remember those?

Yep!!

Little miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider, sat down beside her and said
"Whats in the bowl, bitch?"

:sign:

 

[sir-smokes-a-lot]

There once was a President named Clinton
Who on Monica the intern was smittin
He rolled his cigars on her non-virgin thighs
Until the day when he went a little high
His cigar was clipped by a muscular grip
When Hillery found out his snipper.

This looks like a winner to me!

thanks for playing all and I'll send these out in a day or so bro!

:thumbs:

 

[AVB]

Thanks for the contest but I don't think I'll quit my day job.

 

[PuroBrat]

I know the party is over, but I like this one and wanted to share...

Looking for Mr. Goodsmoke

He met her at a bar
They call the humidor
And from the look she gave him
He knew that he would score

She said "your ash is firm"
He said "your butt is smokin'"
She said "you seem complex"
He said "you must be jokin'"

A quick glance at his finger
She saw he was unbanded
He confirmed he was a "single"
Not likely to be branded

She said "my recent love life
Has strictly been 'a mano'
But if you come to my place
We'll change that if you wan'o"

He said "you're much too loose"
She said "you must be tight"
But his draw was getting hard
So he joined her for the night

He thought that she'd be sweet
Mild and light as fluff
But she was hot and spicy
And liked to play it rough

She asked if he would binder
He said he'd rather filler
She wanted him to wrapper
He feared that he might kill her

She tried to pinch his foot
She tried to nip his head
They finally reached a compromise
And rolled around instead

When the night was over
They lay smoking on the floor
Their lust burned to ashes
Their bodies spent and sore

She asked if he would ring
He said "it's hard to gauge
I think it might be safer
When you've mellowed some with age"

But he would soon be back
Both knew and understood
Once you've gone full-bodied
Nothing's quite as good

 

[gkpk]

Jack and Jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter,

Jill came down with two fifty,

:sign: .

remember those?

That Fu%^n whore!!

 

[gkpk]

Thanks for the contest but I don't think I'll quit my day job.

DAMN AVB!!!
Another Hottie picture....with cigars......wow....were do you find'em.

 

[AVB]

DAMN AVB!!!
Another Hottie picture....with cigars......wow....were do you find'em.

I keep them in the back room and take them out when I need them

 

[AVB]

Wooooooo....sticks arrived. I'm going to let them rest a bit before destructing them. Thanks! :thumbs: