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Pool cues?

Beefcube

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I didn't wanna thread jack since everybody was getting along ok,, anywho :)

I was a bouncer for 2 years in a nice bar that had a small pool room in the back. Three tables and enough room for about 50 people to sit around.
You know the usual examples, , two guys get in an arguement,,, some girls boyfriend is gettin ready to take an asswhoopin',, somebody lost and got pissed,, some wussy can't stand to lose a fight,, maybe they feel they were "dissed yo!" or just two people who have a grudge going. :angry2:
It always happens that they use the nasty solid room sticks and not the nice ones that might break in the middle or give a little. Always those solid suckers that make that "homerun crack" when they connect with you. You always try to stop a fight, but when whacked all crapola breaks loose. :angry2:

Anybodyelse been on the recieving end of a cue hit ? ???
 
Never been hit, but broke up quite e few "altercations" that involved at least one cue.
 
and I always thought you used them just to stick em up someones a$$........
 
Not yet :whistling:

But, most of the behavior that would bring on that unfortunate event I have matured out of.

Almost saw it happen once. A dude got the stick cocked (with the skinny end out)when two guys jumped on him. Would have got the other dude right in the back of the melon.

M. Gipson
 
We have several redneck bars where I live. You know the kind. The waitress has three boobs and two teeth. I've seen the results of a pool cue but never seen one used.
 
cigarsarge said:
You know the kind. The waitress has three boobs and two teeth.
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:laugh: :laugh: LOL, that's a good one!. :laugh: :laugh:

They great prettier if you keep drinking. I'd hit it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
 
Reminds me of this pic that I can't post here. Take a look here.

SFG75 said:
cigarsarge said:
You know the kind. The waitress has three boobs and two teeth.
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:laugh: :laugh: LOL, that's a good one!. :laugh: :laugh:

They great prettier if you keep drinking. I'd hit it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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LOL!! Well, at least I'm not the one doing the "whacking"...... :D
 
Ain't been hit but someone did everyone a favor at a bar I used to frequent. :D

Guy gives EVERYONE $hit about their pool game. Guy thinks he's better than everyone else; IS better than some! Guy continues to run his mouth. Runs his mouth to my ex-wife. We have discussion and then leave. (smart move due to my job!)

One week later, Guy is in bar with mouth WIRED SHUT!!! LMAO!!! Someone cracked him across the face with the butt end of the cue and F'd him up!!! PRICELESS!!!! :laugh:

There just ain't no sense in that $hit! I play pool with friends only now! ;)

Floyd T.
 
Friend once took one. His mouth earned him a beating but not with a stick. Two others helped me throw his aggressor down the alley behind the 8-ball lounge.
 
I think it is like getting hit with a bottle, they only break in the movies or if you're lucky. I've taken a whack across the back with a house cue once. I was fortunate it broke (and that it wasn't across my skull). All I could manage as a response was, "hey - did you just whack me with a pool cue...?" By that point, his friends and my friends were separating us - and I never even realized I was in a scuffle... ;)

Cheers,

- Oak
 
A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away...
No, I have not been hit, and yes, I've almost seen someone hit. I still can't believe this happened. But I stopped (caught) the attempt in mid swing. The dude just stood there staring..not believing what just happened. He was ceremoniously escorted out by the staff. BTW, my hand stung for what seemed like a week. And yeah, it was a sneak attack, fella was gonna get it on the back of the noggin.
 
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