benjiev
"The Honorable"
- Joined
- Dec 5, 2001
- Messages
- 2,171
Dear Tide:
My wife sent me this and I thought it was hilarious, so I hope you enjoy it.
Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have .In fact, about a month ago while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using the bargain
detergent my cheap husband bought, but it just wouldn't come out. I went to
the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact,
that the police's DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a
great product! Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag
people.
Sincerely,
Recently Widowed
My wife sent me this and I thought it was hilarious, so I hope you enjoy it.
Dear Tide,
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have .In fact, about a month ago while at home, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My husband started to berate me about my drinking problem and how expensive the blouse was. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of his blood
on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using the bargain
detergent my cheap husband bought, but it just wouldn't come out. I went to
the local convenience store and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact,
that the police's DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a
great product! Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag
people.
Sincerely,
Recently Widowed
