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Q & A w/ KayakinBoy

Matt R

That's #1 Member to you. :)
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1: I've noticed you love cigars. When is a cigar just a cigar?

There isn't a time when a cigar is "just a cigar". Never has been and I don't think I could ever look at it like that. Cigars are something you take the time to experence and/or enjoy, but they are never just a cigar. Most cigars have come a great journey for this event, and should be appreciated.

2: Do you bite off the end or do you use a cigar bris?

Both. I've peeled the cap with my teeth when I had nothing else at the time, but that's rare. I keep a cutter in my desk at work, in my car, in my girlfriend's car, and I'm sure I've probably got 3 or 4 flooting around my house.

3: Tell us, to what extent is size important?

Well, I'm a C or D man myself. Although I've experienced some A's which I thought were mighty fine themselves. I like to have something to grab onto and bury my face in.

Oh, you meant cigar size... (editors note: actually I was referring to breast size.) No, I like figurados the best, but anything will do for the most part.

4: Explain the enduring allure of the box pass.

I remember my first pass. It came to my apartment at 10:30 in the morning. I opened the box and there was probably 30 cigars in it. I was like a kid on christmas. For the most part now, I don't try to keep up with the pass so I kinda have no idea what's coming. I like a little bit of a surprise.

5: If you were a bartender, how would you make a Maduro Double Corona?

Black vodka and everclear, set on fire? That sounds awesome!

6: What were the best things to come out of the movie Showgirls?

I saw a couple of pairs that were good flooping out of the movie Showgirls... Maybe the fact that besides the nudity, that movie was terrible, I couldn't tell you too much about it. Too much pausing and fast fowarding for me.

7: Do you recommend that women give their boyfriends or husbands lap dances as presents.

No idea. I've never gotten one. Even at the strip clubs, I've never experienced one. I'll have to try that soon.

8: I think I remember hearing that you'd like to frolic with friends in a Jacuzzi full of noodles. Why and if so, what cigar would you choose for the occasion?

Alright, I don't know about this one.

9: Do you know how to fix plumbing?

a little bit. I did break a toliet at my mother's house once, no clue how. She had to order a brand new one though.

10: If you had the chance to trade for any cigar that you could have, what would it be and would the person you traded with ever see your end of the trade?

I guess I've always wanted to try an Orginal Release Opus X. I can't even imagine what that much time would do to that cigar. An Opus X Maduro ranks up there pretty high also. Or maybe a Cuban Davidoff. And yes, the person would see there end, and from now on, unless I'm in a car wreck, it will be mailed out in a timely manner.

11. You know what, I neglected to ask you first off, to give us a bit of a profile of just who K-Boy is. Could you do that for us now, please?

K-Y-boy or KB or KBoy or Lilly Boy, as I've been called before, is a 22 year old male in college and working full time for an insurance agency in beautiful Cleveland, TN. I was born in Birmingham, Alabama on August 4th 1983, at 9 pm, and after that I lived in Boston Mass for 4 years while my dad had part of his construction business there. When my parents divorced, we (my mother, sister, and me) moved to back Birmingham for a little while, then we moved to Cleveland, TN. I moved back to Birmingham when I graduated high school, due to the fact that I knew if I went to college then, I'd just bomb out, and took a year off. I loved it. I recommend it to any kid who is not sure about college.

12. Favorite cigar and drink pairing?

DCM and anything cold.

13. Anything else you'd like to add?

You stay classy San Diego.
 
This is like a wish for world peace or something?

Matt R said:
13. Anything else you'd like to add?

You stay classy San Diego.
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ggiese said:
...jucuzzi full of wet noodles... :0 Interesting.... ???
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I wasn't gonna ask (and I don't wanna know... :whistling: )

good stuff tho... fun to know the peeps you meet here! (even with the noodle thing... :laugh: )
 
Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's the 25 miles to the nearest movie theater. ;)

Bohemian Red said:
You haven't seen Anchorman yet? What's the hold up? :D
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I love that movie.

Some of my favorite quotes:

Veronica Corningstone: My God, what is that smell? Oh!
Brian Fantana: That's the smell of desire my lady.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.
Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people
Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.
News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

Ron Burgundy: Let's go to Brian Fantana who's live on the scene with a Channel 4 News exclusive. Brian?
Brian Fantana: Panda Watch! The mood is tense; I have been on some serious, serious reports but nothing quite like this. I uh... Ching... King is inside right now. I tried to get an interview with him, but they said no, you can't do that he's a live bear, he will literally rip your face off.
[to the Panda]
Brian Fantana: Hey, you're making me look stupid! Get out of here, Panda Jerk!

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica.
 
Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

One for AVB:
Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...


And my all-time favorite part in the movie. Jack Black is the angry biker
Angry Biker: What do you love?
Ron Burgundy: I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Baxter here.
Angry Biker: Well, now, guess what, this is happening.
[grabs Baxter]
Ron Burgundy: Excuse me... excuse me... what are you doing?
[biker punts Baxter over bridge]
Angry Biker: That's how I roll!
 
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