Qualude's easy listening bomb

[Satchmo]

A more relaxing and disappointing version of AVB's metal music bombs. I didn't want to tread on the metal, so I'm going easy listening...........'

I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed.
And in the personals column, there was this letter I read:

"If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.
If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain.
If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.
I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape."

DC #0103 8555 7492 4341 4432

and

When I dance they call me macarena
and the boys they say that I´m buena
they all want me, they can´t have me
So they all come and dance beside me
move with me jam with me
and if your good i take you home with me
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena
Que tuhuelce paralla legria cosabuena
A la tuhuelpa legria macarena Eeeh, macarena

DC #0103 8555 7492 3292 8674

Peace out.

 

[AVB]

Damn that's gay.

 

[tomthirtysix]

Macarena is easy listening? I mean, Pina Colada I can see... but Macarena?

 

[mmburtch]

Damn that's gay.

Agreed, just what's in this bomb? Lipstick and perfume?

 

[NullSmurf]

Isn't that speshulll.

 

[Mr_Wolf]

Damn that's gay.

Agreed, just what's in this bomb? Lipstick and perfume?

I'm more worried that it "vibrates".......

 

[Satchmo]

Based on posts from the bombee, I was pretty sure the music choices would fit their listening and sexual preferences.........

and no, this is not for you Jonas.

 

[robbiex0r]

Based on posts from the bombee, I was pretty sure the music choices would fit their listening and sexual preferences.........

???
"Yes I like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
I'm not much into health food
I am into champagne
I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
And cut through all this red-tape
At a bar called O'Malley's
Where we'll plan our escape."


um... Thanks. .. for the cigars at least..... :thumbs: ???

 

[AVB]

You speak the truth!

Based on posts from the bombee, I was pretty sure the music choices would fit their listening and sexual preferences.........

and no, this is not for you Jonas.

 

[denverdog]

Based on posts from the bombee, I was pretty sure the music choices would fit their listening and sexual preferences.........

and no, this is not for you Jonas.

Good, cause all that gay techno shit you listen to wouldn't find its way to the airwaves at my house anyway. Not that theres anything wrong with that!