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Retirement Plan

KeithS

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RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With $ 1000 of WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00. So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the
401-Keg Plan!

I don't drink beer in cans now what am I supposed to do? :angry:
 
Ummmm... where are you getting 4,280 cans of beer for $1000? And would you really want to drink it?
 
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00. With $ 1000 of WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have $49.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling, you would have had $214.00. So, based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called the
401-Keg Plan!

I don't drink beer in cans now what am I supposed to do? :angry:
Speaking as a former WorldCom employee, yeah it sucks.
Lost a good chunk of my retirement money there.
 
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