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occifer143

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The first correct answer will receive a prize (since I have to bribe people since I'm new to this site).

A man lives on the 18th floor of a high rise. Every morning he gets into the elevator, pushes the first floor button, and goes to work. Every evening he comes back from work, gets into the elevator, pushes the 10th floor button, gets out and walks up the other 8 floors to his apartment. Why?

How do you make a kleenex dance?

Who can jump higher than the tallest mountain?



THANKS ALL WE HAV A WINNER JIM K
 
he's a midget.

put a little boggie in it.

An astronaut.

I'll try this with 2 of Marc's answers
 
Ekans said:
JimK said:
He;s a midget.

put a little boogie in it.

Anyone. Mountains can't jump.
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good one on the mountains can't jump :thumbs:
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that was a good one. so if thats correct, then my original answer was correct...correct? if a is to b as c is to a then.....hmmm

i think the important thing weve learned here today is that a joke is always better when a midget is involved.
 
marcsheldon said:
Ekans said:
JimK said:
He;s a midget.

put a little boogie in it.

Anyone. Mountains can't jump.
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good one on the mountains can't jump :thumbs:
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that was a good one. so if thats correct, then my original answer was correct...correct? if a is to b as c is to a then.....hmmm

i think the important thing weve learned here today is that a joke is always better when a midget is involved.
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Midgets are like money in the comedy bank. It just doesn't get old.
JK
 
Two guys have these race horses, right?....both guys claim that they have the slowest horse in the state. Anyway, bets are made on which is slower, so they decide to have a race. Gun goes off, and of course, neither rider moves his horse....How do they have a fair race to see which is slower? (as to not have one sandbag and let the other win)
 
bunyfreak said:
Two guys have these race horses, right?....both guys claim that they have the slowest horse in the state. Anyway, bets are made on which is slower, so they decide to have a race. Gun goes off, and of course, neither rider moves his horse....How do they have a fair race to see which is slower? (as to not have one sandbag and let the other win)
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They switch seats and each ride the other guy's horse.
 
tpntp said:
bunyfreak said:
Two guys have these race horses, right?....both guys claim that they have the slowest horse in the state.  Anyway, bets are made on which is slower, so they decide to have a race.  Gun goes off, and of course, neither rider moves his horse....How do they have a fair race to see which is slower? (as to not have one sandbag and let the other win)
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They switch seats and each ride the other guy's horse.
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Ahhhh!!

A Texas rancher is visiting Yorkshire and decides to visit a local farm. He asks the farmer, "How big is y'all's spread?" The proud Yorkshire farmer tells him he's farming a thousand acres. The Texan chuckles, and says, "Buddy, it takes me a whole day to drive around my spread." The Yorkshireman nods sympathetically and replies, "I owned a truck like that once. Ford is it?"
 
THE MISSING DOLLAR
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>
>3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk tells them the room is $30,
>so each man pays $10 and go into the room.
>
>
>A while later the man behind the desk relaizes the room was only $25, so he
>sends the bellboy the their room with $5.
>
>
>On the way the bellboy can't figure out how to split the $5 evenly, so he
>gives each man a dollar and keeps $2 for himself.
>
>
>This means that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of
>$27, and the $2 the bellboy kept makes it $29. Where is the other dollar?
_________________
 
Emmo said:
THE MISSING DOLLAR
>
>
>3 men go into a motel. The man behind the desk tells them the room is $30,
>so each man pays $10 and go into the room.
>
>
>A while later the man behind the desk relaizes the room was only $25, so he
>sends the bellboy the their room with $5.
>
>
>On the way the bellboy can't figure out how to split the $5 evenly, so he
>gives each man a dollar and keeps $2 for himself.
>
>
>This means that the 3 men each paid $9 for the room, which is a total of
>$27, and the $2 the bellboy kept makes it $29. Where is the other dollar?
_________________
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The government stole it...and then they told you there was no hotel!!!

-Fetter
 
I remember this from when I was a kid, but I don't remember the math.

I do know that the 3 men ended up paying $8.33 (x3 = $25) and the bellboy pocketed $2 ($27) and the three men got a dollar back, ($30)

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood?
 
indyrob said:
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a wouldchuck could chuck wood?
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A woodchuck wouldn't chuck any wood because a woodchuck cann't chuck wood.
 
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