Who bad? We bad!
A MARINE and Superman once fought each other on a bet… The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Most MARINES have a grizzly bear carpet in their room... The bear isn't dead; it's just afraid to move.
The MARINES have already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell MARINE CORPS stories.
A MARINE can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Death once had a near-MARINE experience.
The MARINES are the reason why Waldo is hiding.
A MARINE can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for US MARINES.
A MARINE once kicked a horse in the chin... Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
A MARINE once got bit by a rattle snake... After three days of pain and agony – the rattle snake died.
When A MARINE does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
When a MARINE throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
A MARINE does not sleep... He waits.
A MARINE once made a Happy Meal cry.
You NEVER slap a MARINE.
A MARINE called 911 to order Chinese food and got it...
Guns are warned not to play with the MARINES.
A MARINE can give aspirin a headache.
Chuck Norris wishes he was a Marine
Ooh-Rah!
Semper Fi
(Thanks to A. Challie for the list)