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SD Stack?

SamClemmons

SamClemmons

eloquent absurdity
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I found this in Stacks box split thread, written by SD Stack. Funny as hell but it sure don't sound like the friendly lil Stacky we all know.

I am "Stack" Hear me roar!

I am SD_Stack. The greatest of all. I have been to all corners of the earth. I have shook hands with diplomats. The man at the local convienence store knows me by name. I have fought my way through dangerous lands with only my hands and wit. I almost killed a man once on a dirt road. I have worked in the oil fields. I have owned oil fields. I have been taken prisoner in oil fields. I have oil in my car. My thumb is my friend. It is my weapon of choice. I went to California on it once. I have served in the highest ranks of all branches of the military. I am a congressman. I own the congress. I have bought off the Legislatures. I pay taxes and vote... sometimes. I am the worlds greatest poker player. Go fish anyone? I smoke only the finest cigars. Swisher is my go to stick though. I date only the most beautiful women. I am married to the most beautiful woman in the world. My donkey is the purdiest in the world and smart too. I drive only the fastest cars. My car is the fastest and most expensive in the world. I love to feel the wind blowing in my hair while on my moped. My car can fly. I can fly. My wife can fly too. Peek-a-boo. She's very beautiful. I am the bravest man in the entire universe. I am however scared of Cuban cigars or anything illegal and that some day someone may disrespect my right to privacy.
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I must of missed that one but I want some of whatever he was smoking. :)
 
I think he was talked into a lot of that by an outside influence, either that or he musta gotten into some of that moonshine again :D

I recognize the writing style as that of another ;)
 
Ah, that's the flame you were refering to in our emails, Coventry! I get it now, that's funny! I remember what that was all about!! :p :p

He's a good guy, tell him not to take it seriously but it was funny at his expense!

 
:p Yep! That was sarcasm at its very best. I won't go into it any deeper than that. :sneaky:
 
I think that’s the funniest post I have ever seen! "The mind of Steve" Brought to you by Jack Daniels’! :sign: :sign: :sign: :sign:
 
:sign: :sign: :sign: I have several things from stacks similar to that. :p I love them. ;) The man has a way with words. ;) Only thing better than his words are his actions. He is a class act ;) :thumbs: ( and yes he does thrive on sarcasim :lookup: :p )
 
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