Secret Santa paging Gator.... are you there ?

[Secret Santa]

Mr. @Gator - you are in luck this year ! Your name has been moved to the "nice" list ! Congratulations !

So, tell Santa what's on your Christmas wish list.

I have to tell you that we have already ran out of ponies, but there are several consolation gifts, such as this nice pet cat.

Also, we DO have a nice selection of cigars and accessories. Just so you know.

Let me know, so we can get your Christmas gift selection together !

Oh, and an early Merry Christmas to you !

 

[CBoukal]

Treat him good Santa. At least house train that new Cat!

 

[Gator]

“cats” with hair is so 1980’s, though well manicured cats are good.

Anything is good honestly, I am low on isoms though, but seriously i’m not picky, have been trying lots of new brands. Not a big fan of the really big, long smoke time sticks.

And hey Santa, leave a $5 for the cookies & milk, inflation is a b-tch.

 

[Secret Santa]

“cats” with hair is so 1980’s, though well manicured cats are good.

Anything is good honestly, I am low on isoms though, but seriously i’m not picky, have been trying lots of new brands. Not a big fan of the really big, long smoke time sticks.

And hey Santa, leave a $5 for the cookies & milk, inflation is a b-tch.

HoHoHo. Here at the North Pole, we don't get out much. What's an isom ?

 

[Gator]

HoHoHo. Here at the North Pole, we don't get out much. What's an isom ?

We all know why you say ho ho ho, is Mrs Claus ok with that? Isom = island south of Miami (Cuba).

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Treat him good Santa. At least house train that new Cat!

That cat has Kevin Bacon hair.

 

[Pugman1943]

ISOM means island somewhere of the map, ( I think ).

 

[CBoukal]

south of Miami I think

 

[Secret Santa]

Well, those lazy [censored] God [censored] [censored ] [censored] reindeer are on strike again. They do this every.single.year !

@Gator - lucky for you, there's the U.S. Postal service - and neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Your USPS tracking number, Sir !

9505 5137 0916 4340 8736 31

And a big HOHOHO !

 

[Secret Santa]

@Gator - Santa hopes that the porch pirates didn't get your package !

 

[Gator]

@Gator - Santa hopes that the porch pirates didn't get your package !

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Nah, we’re in the South, porch pirates get fed to the Gators in the swamp… I’m sure it’s there, I’m out of town, but my wife puts incoming packages in my office, so it’s safe and sound I’m sure. Can’t wait!

 

[Gator]

Woooweee Santa pimp slapped me down, great sticks, Famous Amos cc cookies, some other sweet treats, a weird af stuffed animal and a 1/2 smoked doobie, maybe the postman always tokes twice? Oh, and everything was wrapped, VERY VERY nice!!! Thanks Puff!!!!!

 

[Secret Santa]

a weird af stuffed animal

Your pony. Everyone gets a pony.

He's not house broken, so keep him away from the snacks.

And don't feed him after midnight.