MiamiCubano
El Martillo (My Boxing Name)
Don't recall if these have been posted before, but, even if they have, they're worthy of a revisit. Enjoy:

Hey, get your own gig. That's my job.I hope they didn't get any yeast infections painting up their things like that
Nothing like dress whites. She's got that virgin thing going on.
Doc.
Tell me you don't like it when she tells you it's too big.Nothing like dress whites. She's got that virgin thing going on.
Doc.
You like it when they lie to ya, do ya?