As many of you know, Zeebra and I met on CP and realized that our houses were only a few miles apart. Having done a box split and a few friendly fumadas together (in my garage and on his balcony), I figured him to be an ally and a friend. Little did I know what was in the works...
Many months ago, I was chatting it up with one of our German-resident members (Wurm) about these little Italian smokes known as Toscanis. They are basically fired cured sticks that resemble the cigars Clint Eastwood use to smoke, otherwise known as Cheroots. Being the generous brother that he is, Wurm offers to send me some to try but I decline because my government can be brutal to deal with when buying or getting cigars sent to you in the mail.
Little did I know that this Wurm wasn't gonna give up. What does he do? He solicits the help of Zeebra (think Mussolini) to do his dirty work. First bomb gets sent a few months back... guess what, my tax dollars go to work and the Canadian government seizes the package and carefully disposes of it (probably torching it
). What do the Germans do... you guessed it, they keep firing away!!! Finally the second attack works and we get hit with some stink bombs (literally). Now my so called buddy Zeebra is on trial for Treason and I'm left with a package of the weirdest damn smokes I've ever seen... or smelled!
Wurm, you're a true brother, thanks!
and... watch you back!
Many months ago, I was chatting it up with one of our German-resident members (Wurm) about these little Italian smokes known as Toscanis. They are basically fired cured sticks that resemble the cigars Clint Eastwood use to smoke, otherwise known as Cheroots. Being the generous brother that he is, Wurm offers to send me some to try but I decline because my government can be brutal to deal with when buying or getting cigars sent to you in the mail.
Little did I know that this Wurm wasn't gonna give up. What does he do? He solicits the help of Zeebra (think Mussolini) to do his dirty work. First bomb gets sent a few months back... guess what, my tax dollars go to work and the Canadian government seizes the package and carefully disposes of it (probably torching it
). What do the Germans do... you guessed it, they keep firing away!!! Finally the second attack works and we get hit with some stink bombs (literally). Now my so called buddy Zeebra is on trial for Treason and I'm left with a package of the weirdest damn smokes I've ever seen... or smelled!Wurm, you're a true brother, thanks!
and... watch you back!
