So I just got back...

[MiamiCubano]

...from my physical, inclusive of a proctological exam by Dr. Big Hands. All appears stellar and now that that ordeal is over, I am about to head out to one of my boats accompanied by some fine smokes, some great catered food, libations and good music. Of course my little wife will be on deck, along with some close friends of ours.

Just wanted to drop in and wish a good day/afternoon to all my brothers/sisters out here, and hope your respective days are going as good as mine, post Dr. Big Hands visit.

Make it a great day/afternoon gents. :thumbs:

 

[jkim05]

Sounds like a lovely afternoon. Have fun!

 

[Smokin'Sims]

Glad to hear everythign is fine. Have a great afternoon.

 

[junkman_56]

I think you and I have the same doctor...

Enjoy your afternoon, it sounds great.

 

[Boomer52]

HA. If you think your Dr. has big hands, just wait until you hit 50 and he schedules a colonoscopy for you. Not fun but an ounce of prevention …… ???

Enjoy your day on the water and smoke a good one.

 

[MoeCizlak]

Sounds like a great afternoon awaits you MC. Enjoy it brother!!

 

[Smoking Mex]

Good to hear all is good health wise MC, :thumbs: your day/afternoon certainly tops what I will be doing hands down (work!).

 

[tomthirtysix]

Make it a great day/afternoon gents. :thumbs:

I took your advice and went down by the water for a drink and a Padilla 1932 Perla for lunch. Great afternoon indeed!

 

[Obanion]

Glad you're ok! My Dr. is female, little hands.

 

[insight]

Glad you're ok! My Dr. is female, little hands.

:thumbs:

 

[gtadroptop]

HA. If you think your Dr. has big hands, just wait until you hit 50 and he schedules a colonoscopy for you. Not fun but an ounce of prevention …… ???

Enjoy your day on the water and smoke a good one.

And with that in mind:

Colonoscopies

A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his
patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW?"
4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

 

[JayDee]

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."

I almost fell out of my chair. :laugh:

 

[MoeCizlak]

I still contend that every physician (save for mine) should keep a manquin's hand in a drawer and place it on the recipient's other shoulder whenever one of these is done. I don't think I would last too long as a doctor.

 

[Bonfire Smoke]

Maybe some of us should have gotten together to see if we could get a Dr. Big Hands discount. I just turned 50 and had the same exam yesterday. Going to find out next week if I need the colonoscopie. I work at the hospital here and my wife is a nurse here, so I feel somewhat safe. I better hide the cigar invoices.

jef

 

[NorCalCigarLover]

Ahhhhhh ....... That's what I like to hear, enjoying life.

 

[bfreebern]

Moooooooooon River.

 

[Rob_k]

When are you gonna sign the adoption papers and clean out my new room MC? When can I have the keys for the Rolls pop? :sign:
Glad to see Doc Buttstretcher was good to you.
Rob

 

[LilBastage]

Moooooooooon River.

"You using the whole fist, Doc?" (Not our Doc, of course...)

One of only two Chevy Chase movies I enjoy...

Glad you're living well, MC.

 

[thatsonofa]

you only have to get worried if, during the exam, you notice both his hands are on your shoulders...... :0