I am sitting here thinking I am the biggest idiot in the world. I stopped by the evilness that is Wal-Mart tonight and made the abominable mistake of going down the tobacco checkout lane. Low and behold, a new black and mild is out, called the Royale. So I figured what the heck and bought a pack. Got home, lit one up, and proceeded to inhale what I can only describe as syrup of ipecac in smoke form. I spent the next few hours in a phenergan induced haze. I demand to be punished so as I may learn my lesson and this never happens again.