Some days...

[NullSmurf]

I want to beat one my customers, but he keeps sending money.

I've been a customer facing geek for most of my professional career. Whenever I think I've seen just about every way a user can dork my network, along comes an new and improved dork.

 

[bfreebern]

LMAO, I know what you mean Bruce. Although we aren't customer facing, we get our orders from internal account teams and believe me, this isn't just a customer issue. Hell, even our SMEs are worthless most times and I have to step in.

It sure would be nice to be able to charge a consulting fee :thumbs:

 

[JHolmes763]

I like not having to deal with customers for this reason.

 

[grateful1]

I want to beat one my customers, but he keeps sending money.

I've been a customer facing geek for most of my professional career. Whenever I think I've seen just about every way a user can dork my network, along comes an new and improved dork.

A 'new and improved whale penis'?

I'm not sure if you are using the word properly. It's more of a noun!

 

[Devil Doc]

I'll admit, sometimes I get bored, but on the whole, I like retirement.

Doc.

 

[NullSmurf]

I want to beat one my customers, but he keeps sending money.

I've been a customer facing geek for most of my professional career. Whenever I think I've seen just about every way a user can dork my network, along comes an new and improved dork.

A 'new and improved whale penis'?

I'm not sure if you are using the word properly. It's more of a noun!

I used dork because dick© is already taken. You're dorking my thread.

 

[Devil Doc]

I dork
You dork
He/she/it dorks

We dork
y'all dork
They dork

Ya, that works. Cary on Bruce.

Doc.

 

[Hylan85]

I dork
You dork
He/she/it dorks

We dork
y'all dork
They dork

Ya, that works. Cary on Bruce.

Doc.

I guess that's a sign of boredom... :sign:

 

[souldog]

Devil Doc doesn't get bored, bored gets Devil Doc.

Devil Doc does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Devil Doc goes killing.

If you can see Devil Doc on CP, he can see you. If you can't see Devil Doc you may be only seconds away from death.

The chief export of Devil Doc is wit.

Devil Docs' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord.

Devil Doc once ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Devil Doc frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.


And so there ya go Prom Queen, don't ever question The Doc again.

 

[Jonesy]

Be careful Doc....if you slow down suddenly, you'll need a proctologist to fish SoulPuppy out! :laugh:




Some people just don't understand Doc, do they Jon?

 

[bfreebern]

LMAO @ Jonesy.