Someone destroyed my box

oke&coke

Shut up baby I know it!
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I woke up this afternoon, went to check my box and found a big package stuffed inside of it. My heart started to race, my breathing got shallow and sweat started to roll down my face as I started to work this thing out. It finally came out and it was big. Bulging at the seams and ready to explode. Sure enough, it was a Hugh Jorgan. A few moments of working it with my hands and the contents just came pouring out. It was a mess. Thanks Hugh, you really know how to work it.
 
I was going to say "that's what she said" referring to your title, and now I see that that's exactly what you meant. Thanks for the mental image :D and nice one Hugh!
 
I woke up this afternoon, went to check my box and found a big package stuffed inside of it. My heart started to race, my breathing got shallow and sweat started to roll down my face as I started to work this thing out. It finally came out and it was big. Bulging at the seams and ready to explode. Sure enough, it was a Hugh Jorgan. A few moments of working it with my hands and the contents just came pouring out. It was a mess. Thanks Hugh, you really know how to work it.

Were you a Penthouse letters contributor, back in the day?
 
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