Setharsis
Boot'tye Zdorovy
So I come home early today to try and relax and I find a inconspicuous package out front. It's wrapped up pretty tight and it takes a machete to get through the layers of packing tape on this one. But I forgot that the tighter the package, the bigger the explosion; I lost both legs and an arm in the resulting carnage. Crazy amounts of delicious shrapnel kept hitting me and I just gave up trying to pick up the pieces. Thanks Brandon!! You have no idea how excited I am to try some of these goodies.
Oh yeah, I need the crutches cuz I lost the remote and I need something to change the channels with.
Oh yeah, I need the crutches cuz I lost the remote and I need something to change the channels with.
