Stop teasing me with adult novelties!

[Rod]

I get home yesterday and find a box on my porch from the Toy Box down the street. Great, the adult novelties finally arrived, I thought. Tear it open, and it was full of cylindrical objects, though the type made of tobacco... Hmm... Another bomb disquised as novelties. I was certainly surprised!

Whoever you are, thank you very much! Great selection, that I can't wait to enjoy.

Thank you again! :love:

 

[Devil Doc]

That's the same SOB that nailed me. California Toy Box addy, but with a NYC post mark. Flippin' anonymous assassins. Did you check out the post mark, Rod?

Doc.

 

[grateful1]

Well played!

 

[Big B]

Awesome!!

 

[Ymmit07]

Yet another nice hit!

 

[vortex]

Love it!

 

[Aussie Shaun]

Well Rod they got you again, with the same trick too :laugh:

 

[Roy R. Frush]

You sure those aren't adult novelties disguised as cigars?

 

[cpprhead59]

Hahaha very nicely done.

 

[MoeCizlak]

An adult toy label here in wholesome Iowa! Won't somebody think of the children? Don't know who you are, but I do thank you for a very generous gift. It will be used as intended.

 

[mmburtch]

You could have been arrested the moment you claimed that package Cliff. (Collective sigh of relief)

 

[4cbln3]

There are instructions in the box on how to re-fold the box itself into a sensual, male receptacle, didn't you know this is the "Renew, Reuse, Recycle" motto of today?

lube not included?

Good hit, whoever you are!