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Testicle Disorder.

CRQuarto

Brrraaaiiinnnsss.....
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Testicle Disorder

A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

"Oh my GOD!" screamed the woman. "That's disgraceful! Why is he doing that?"

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,

"I'm very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn't
do that at least five times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture."

"Oh! Well in that case, I guess its okay," said the woman.

As they passed by the next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed
while a nurse performed oral sex on him.

Again, the woman screamed, "Oh my GOD!  How can THAT be justified?"

Again the doctor spoke very calmly: "Same illness, better health plan."
 
Where I come from, we call that disease puberty. Don't see it in grown men so much, but I sure coulda used that "better health plan" at 13.

And 16.

And, uhhhhm, 34. :laugh:

~Boar
 
Spinning class and sixteen miles later, I now have testicular disorder.
(you ever seen a six foot 3 dude like me get on one of those skinny ass seats?? good god!)





Oh SNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDS!!!!!! :laugh:
 
ahaha that made my night, hopefully I wonder if i can get that kind of insurance
 
I could really use health plan number two. Do they offer one with a home treatment option? :laugh:
 
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