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The American Way

Horse

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The American Way


A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both the teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance before the race.

On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

Afterward, the American team became very discouraged and morally depressed. The American management decided the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found.

A "Management Team" made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the
Japanese had 8 people rowing and one person steering, while the
American team had 8 persons steering and one person rowing.

So . . . American management hired a consulting company and paid them an incredible amount of money. They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors,
3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program," with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. "We must give the rower the empowerment and enrichments through this quality program."

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

Then they distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.

Thank goodness this is just a story and this sort of thing doesn't happen in real life, eh?
 
I just knew that had to be where it was headed... Either that, or it would be revealed that the Japs just stole whatever idea the Americans had and just made it better. :D
 
LMAO @ Horse!!

Sounds very similar to an experience that many people here in Connecticut had (I say HAD because they all got laid off) working in the defense industry here.

the lesson learned here is there is A LOT of money to be made as a "consultant" to these moron, baby-boomer, what's-in-it-for-me, managers who have no clue.

Great post!
 
Definitely the too many chiefs and not enough indians story...... :D :thumbs: :p
 
vewyphishy said:
I just knew that had to be where it was headed... Either that, or it would be revealed that the Japs just stole whatever idea the Americans had and just made it better. :D
nope, that's the chinese!
 
ROTFLMAO

I'm borrowing this, and will be posting it at a few different hospitals in the area where I work or have contacts.
 
Sorry for bringing ths back up to the top but I really liked this Horse!

Plus I thought some newer members might be interested!
 
Horse,

That is TFF, but is so true ;)

I love it "gave the rower the empowerment and enrichments along with incentives to work harder" ROTHFLMAO sometimes we are so blind to our ways.....


BenjieV :D
 
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