AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
Sung to the tune of The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)
My nuts roasting from an angry wife.
Jack Daniels nipping at my nose
My sister Carol passed out in a chair
And folks undressed like common ‘ho’s
Everybody knows that drinking and some mistletoe
Cause problems with the neighbor’s wife
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will wonder where mom will sleep tonight
They know that she is not that way
She must be loaded on scotch and soda today
And every mother’s child is going to spy
To see what all that noise is with Uncle Sy
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
For you who drink until two
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
You need to get a room you two!
My nuts roasting from an angry wife.
Jack Daniels nipping at my nose
My sister Carol passed out in a chair
And folks undressed like common ‘ho’s
Everybody knows that drinking and some mistletoe
Cause problems with the neighbor’s wife
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow
Will wonder where mom will sleep tonight
They know that she is not that way
She must be loaded on scotch and soda today
And every mother’s child is going to spy
To see what all that noise is with Uncle Sy
And so I’m offering this simple phrase
For you who drink until two
Although it’s been said many times, many ways,
You need to get a room you two!
