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The Newbie Fatboy...

souldog

OG Post-Whorer since 2008 bitches...
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FOGs,

At the direction of AVB, I have created a new thread in order to make this challenge more public. As you know, the Newbie War of 08' has been going on, and last week, AVB sent me "The Fatboy," demanding me to either disarm the bomb or surrender (see the thread here).

The Newb Army showed themselve victorious and disarmed AVB in just over 24 hours, and he has since surrendered (see the thread here). Now that the conflict is at a crossroads, I offer up terms of negotiation to the FOGs, and they are as follows:

He who is man enough to take the challenge on behalf of the FOGS, step forward. If no one steps forward in 24 hours, I declare a full-victory for the Newbie Army and a call for a cease fire from my forces, and a surrender from the FOGs acknowledging the Newbs' victory. Having learned from a master cigar protection device maker, we are improving on the design and shall have a counter-challenge ready in the next 7 days.


I await to hear a reply gentlemen. It has been a good fight for all sides. :thumbs:
 
Okay... okay... I'll accept the challange on behalf of the fogs. Send it over! :whistling:




............ :sign: :laugh:
 
wait, in the perviously mentioned thread, i didn't see where you guys dismantled the concrete bomb or posted any pictures. Am i missing something here? Did you guys seriously dismantle the bomb and extract the glass tube?
 
Okay... okay... I'll accept the challange on behalf of the fogs. Send it over! :whistling:




............ :sign: :laugh:
Perhaps you should accept a dictionary instead...

You guys would have better luck if the esteemed grizzled types didn't have to actually acknowledge your existence by accepting.

Here's an idea... pick someone, send the damn thing, and stop being panzy's about it.

NA
 
Okay... okay... I'll accept the challange on behalf of the fogs. Send it over! :whistling:




............ :sign: :laugh:
Perhaps you should accept a dictionary instead...

You guys would have better luck if the esteemed grizzled types didn't have to actually acknowledge your existence by accepting.

Here's an idea... pick someone, send the damn thing, and stop being panzy's about it.

NA

Sounds like somebody wants some......

Trust me Sir when I say......Nobody will want this..........nobody

It scares me......................
 
Perhaps you should accept a dictionary instead...

You guys would have better luck if the esteemed grizzled types didn't have to actually acknowledge your existence by accepting.

Here's an idea... pick someone, send the damn thing, and stop being panzy's about it.

NA
Sir, it sounds like you're volunteering to put your money where your mouth is. ???

He would make an interesting target, Jonathan. :thumbs: Unless someone is willing to accept outright.
 
Perhaps you should accept a dictionary instead...

You guys would have better luck if the esteemed grizzled types didn't have to actually acknowledge your existence by accepting.

Here's an idea... pick someone, send the damn thing, and stop being panzy's about it.

NA
Sir, it sounds like you're volunteering to put your money where your mouth is. ???

He would make an interesting target, Jonathan. :thumbs: Unless someone is willing to accept outright.

Uh oh.... :whistling:
 
Perhaps you should accept a dictionary instead...

You guys would have better luck if the esteemed grizzled types didn't have to actually acknowledge your existence by accepting.

Here's an idea... pick someone, send the damn thing, and stop being panzy's about it.

NA
Sir, it sounds like you're volunteering to put your money where your mouth is. ???

He would make an interesting target, Jonathan. :thumbs: Unless someone is willing to accept outright.

Just hit him with it. :thumbs:
 
Okay... okay... I'll accept the challange on behalf of the fogs. Send it over! :whistling:




............ :sign: :laugh:
Perhaps you should accept a dictionary instead...

You guys would have better luck if the esteemed grizzled types didn't have to actually acknowledge your existence by accepting.

Here's an idea... pick someone, send the damn thing, and stop being panzy's about it.

NA

Ouch!! Alrighty sir, are you stepping up to the plate? Its 1035 hrs by my time here, the FOGs have 4 hours to respond....



It should be interesting gentlemen... :thumbs: Just remember, this isn't in indignance, it's done in fun only. ;)
 
TWO HOURS...

Let's hear it Sam...


FOG...

ANYBODY...

In the wise words of Wilkey, "I think these guys are serious." :angry:


:laugh:
 
If no one steps up by the 24 hour mark then I will find the time to do it. This is sort of like placing a limit order on this stock, if no one else steps forward before the deadline, then in an effort to take one for the team I will do it. Honestly, although strapped for time, I can't imagine needing any more than an hour and perhaps a trip to the store to grab any tools that I'm missing because they're packed or in storage.
 
If no one steps up by the 24 hour mark then I will find the time to do it. This is sort of like placing a limit order on this stock, if no one else steps forward before the deadline, then in an effort to take one for the team I will do it. Honestly, although strapped for time, I can't imagine needing any more than an hour and perhaps a trip to the store to grab any tools that I'm missing because they're packed or in storage.

You're wife's an OB Gonz. I shutter to imagine the things she could do to you if you really piss her off. ???
 
If no one steps up by the 24 hour mark then I will find the time to do it. This is sort of like placing a limit order on this stock, if no one else steps forward before the deadline, then in an effort to take one for the team I will do it. Honestly, although strapped for time, I can't imagine needing any more than an hour and perhaps a trip to the store to grab any tools that I'm missing because they're packed or in storage.

I am sure with all the snow you're currently getting, this "slight diversion" will help you get over any cabin fever that may be developing.
 
If no one steps up by the 24 hour mark then I will find the time to do it. This is sort of like placing a limit order on this stock, if no one else steps forward before the deadline, then in an effort to take one for the team I will do it. Honestly, although strapped for time, I can't imagine needing any more than an hour and perhaps a trip to the store to grab any tools that I'm missing because they're packed or in storage.

Looks like Sam doesn't want it, so it goes to you Andy! :thumbs:

Terms will follow when the package arrives, but you know what's at stake here! It will be ready in 7 days then...
 
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