jgohlke
My other hobby
I'll give you the same advice I give to every expectant father
Don't have girls.
....wavy video, harp music....fade to HS's house about 4 years from now.....
Daughter 1: Look at what I've got.
Daughter 2: It's Daddy's heart!
D1: Yeah, I just stuck my hand in his chest and ripped it out.
Mom: Why did you do that?
D1: Because I can!
D2: Let me play!
Mom: You girls quit that, give Daddy back his heart.
D1: In a minute, we aren't done playing with it.
D2: C'mon, let me play....
Dude...you are soooooo screwed!
Don't have girls.
....wavy video, harp music....fade to HS's house about 4 years from now.....
Daughter 1: Look at what I've got.
Daughter 2: It's Daddy's heart!
D1: Yeah, I just stuck my hand in his chest and ripped it out.
Mom: Why did you do that?
D1: Because I can!
D2: Let me play!
Mom: You girls quit that, give Daddy back his heart.
D1: In a minute, we aren't done playing with it.
D2: C'mon, let me play....
Dude...you are soooooo screwed!