The 'True Companion'

I used to love getting laid by my girlfriend, then when she became my wife..................................................................I realized I was having sex with a family member.
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Honestly Adult Expo just wasn't as fun I thought it could and/or should be. Maybe it was because I went on the last day and the third string was out to perform. Maybe it was because of all the dirty old single dudes (no offense but they are a bit creepy laying on the ground trying to take upskirt shots of strippers). Maybe it was the economy because it was much smaller then I imagined it would be. Overall I can't complain because I got a ticket for free. CES might have had 3D tv, but Adult Expo had 3-D porn. No special tv required, just blue-ray and glasses.
 
I saw Roxxxy on Attack of the Show the other night. I didn't think she was a "nice" looking as the other dolls I have seen, "ahem" on TV... :whistling:

Check out realdoll.com for some nice ones, IMHO. They cost a third as much too!


...seriously, I don't have one! But if I did, it would be a big boobed japanese girl!!! :whistling:
 
bfreebern said:
Good lord, what some guys won't do. Is it really this hard to get laid?
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Some guys can't handle rejection... can you imagine what might happen if her batteries ran out? What a shot to the fragments of self esteem he might be clinging on to.

Or worse, if the talking dall decided to say "no"?? :D
 
Q_The_Cop said:
Check out realdoll.com for some nice ones, IMHO. They cost a third as much too!
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I remember seeing the original model of those on Howard Stern and HBO. I must say, the new ones are a whole lot better looking and way more realistic . . . but still, $5-6K for something a call girl will do for $300ish, a stamped tramp will do for dinner and few tequila shooters, and, aaaah, I can do myself for free . . . heh. No thanks, just browsing. :whistling:

~Boar
 
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