There Really is a Santa

[Cheekie]

ok... to be fair now the Jarhead oneliners
Grab Bag of Jarhead Jokes

Q: "What has an IQ of 42?"
A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"

Q. "What do smart Marines and UFOs have in common?"
A. "You always hear about them but you never see them"

Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A. "So that if the seat falls while they're drinking, it won't smack them in the back of the head"

 

[emodx]

Funny story...

You may wonder why the Coast Guard didn't participate in the game. Well, the Coast Guard originally suggested a game plan which would save tons of money by using a 35 year old football (painted white with a red stripe, for easy identification on the field); they would also play with hand-me-down uniforms from the Navy. Then, in order to economize, the Coast Guard proposed to play with only six players who would act as both offense, defense, first, second and third string. In order to provide value for service, these same six players would also sell concessions at halftime and sweep the stadium after the game. If asked, the Coast Guard players would also wipe the game ball for the Navy between plays. In order to reflect the right proportions of the smallest U.S. military force, four players would be designated quarterbacks, two as wide receivers, and one as left tackle. Oops, forgot they’d only field six players: forget the tackle.

However, the Coast Guard never made it to the game because Secretary Rumsfeld said the Coast Guard couldn't win on their own; the Coast Guard was told to confine play to the practice field from now on.

Little does the Secretary know the Coast Guard managed to sneak the six players in to the game anyway: dressed as cheerleaders!

HEHE!

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The whole thing was accurate uo until the end. The last paragraph actually made it funny as hell!
On a side note, in the Gulf, the Coast Guard has Patol Boat Squadron plus their land based support, a bouy tender, at least one Destroyer sized cutter, plus a Port Security unit. So we are doing a little more than cheerleading while over there. LMAO

-E

 

[Cheekie]

HEHE!

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The whole thing was accurate uo until the end. The last paragraph actually made it funny as hell!
On a side note, in the Gulf, the Coast Guard has Patol Boat Squadron plus their land based support, a bouy tender, at least one Destroyer sized cutter, plus a Port Security unit. So we are doing a little more than cheerleading while over there. LMAO

-E

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I see, and NONE of it involves spell check....

 

[AVB]

Not true anymore. Why do you think we're called Leathernecks?

Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"
A. "So that if the seat falls while they're drinking, it won't smack them in the back of the head"

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[Cheekie]

AHEM! In Emo's defense, they made him bring pompoms but no skirt was issued


ok... I keed! I keed!

 

[emodx]

AHEM! In Emo's defense, they made him bring pompoms but no skirt was issued

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Commando baby, Commando. All I need is a sock and my pompoms.

 

[Cheekie]

AHEM! In Emo's defense, they made him bring pompoms but no skirt was issued

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Commando baby, Commando. All I need is a sock and my pompoms.

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ROFL... HAHA! Now that would make that story REALLY FUNNY

 

[Shiba]

Cheekie... I am wrapping it up tonight and may go out tomorrow, if I can not get it done then it will go out Tuesday for you. ENJOY!!!!

 

[Cheekie]

:laugh: ...Ok so in an unexpected turn of events I am proud to say that there really is a Santa. :laugh: Not only was the Humi and all the great gifts from the board a lift in my spirits, but, I ended up getting a HUGE upgrade from my ipod mini to the 30 ipod Yeah the hoity toity new fandangled one - WOOOOHOOOO!
I am so happy the hairs in the back of my neck are standing
:love:

who knew being so bad would turn out so good...LOL