Things best unsaid ?

[Beefcube]

Well yesterday as I was getting ready for work, the wife was "makering teh eggsalad". She asked if I wanted one sandwich or two for lunch. I said one and some other stuff cause " your eggsalad gives me the shizz".
As I was ready for a shower and only wearing a towel I promptly wore a forkfull of eggs as she smuggly licked off the fork.

So anybody have any others they would like to add? ???

cliff notes: eggsalad gives me gooseies, I got ownt, wife is teh win !

 

[CoventryCat86]

Your secret code lost me...... (WTF does "ownt" and "teh" mean ??? )

 

[AVB]

We need a spell checker on the forum.

"I got ownt, wife is teh win !" Huh?


My wife made spaghetti sauce with ground turkey once. Horrid is being too kind. Any time I mention that it's good for a poke in the ribs.

 

[PuroBrat]

My wife boiled water once, she burned it. :whistling:

I am the cook in the Family :love:

 

[Beefcube]

just as it says," I got owned" and "the wife won"

 

[Josh]

My wife boiled water once, she burned it. :whistling:

I am the cook in the Family :love:

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I've done that too, actually. You shouldn't fall asleep while cooking, you know.

 

[PuroBrat]

just as it says," I got owned" and "the wife won"

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OK Beef, but lay off the sauce next time, K :whistling:



j/k :laugh:

 

[Beefcube]

My wife made spaghetti sauce with ground turkey once. Horrid is being too kind. Any time I mention that it's good for a poke in the ribs.

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My wife is the ground turkey expert, she made burgers that fooled people for beef burgers on the grill once. she ownt em'

 

[gawntrail]

My wife makes this really bad broiled chicken. When you bite into it, it sucks all of the fluids from your body. It takes like 3 glasses of water to wash down 1 breast. Most of the 'whole' meat dinners we have I'll BBQ. That way I have control over some of the meal.

My wife likes to cook, and there are things that she makes that are excellent..............then there's other things that.....well..................let's just say they go good with LOTS of BBQ sauce.

M. Gipson

 

[tone-ny]

Wow! I'm in shock. You say your wife makes you lunch and you said what? I hope you got her a great Christmas present to make up for it. I would hate to see what she makes for you tomorrow

 

[AVB]

Mines done some decent burgers too and even a turkey lasagna once but that sauce simmered for 8 hours and I don't think there is any way to hide the turkey over that length of time.

My wife made spaghetti sauce with ground turkey once.  Horrid is being too kind.  Any time I mention that it's good for a poke in the ribs.

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My wife is the ground turkey expert, she made burgers that fooled people for beef burgers on the grill once. she ownt em'

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[Eshaw99]

My wife makes these garlic mashed potatoes that are freakin' awesome.

 

[MiamiCubano]

As I said once to my FIRST wife - "wow, look how skinny you were in this photo."

Yeah. I did.

 

[CoventryCat86]

I like the line from Desperate Housewives where Bree says to her soon to be ex-husband:

Honey, the marriage counseling might not work. You need to get used to bad cooking

 

[Lumberg]

This is TFF!

Are you sure you don't post at Elite or etraininglog?

your wife's egg salad=teh suck

 

[MonkeyK]

OMGWTFBBQ!

Nice post! :laugh:

 

[SFG75]

Mine loves beef and noodles-which I absolutely hate. The stuff looks like an overly, foaming-at the mouth yak vomited up some disgusting animal in Peru or some darn thing. God, it looks so disgusting. I can't bring myself to eat it.

 

[Lee]

Beefcube, did you get the Svedka on sale today tooooooo????

LMFAO

Too funny!

 

[oak]

Well yesterday as I was getting ready for work, the wife was "makering teh eggsalad". She asked if I wanted one sandwich or two for lunch. I said one and some other stuff cause " your eggsalad gives me the shizz".
As I was ready for a shower and only wearing a towel I promptly wore a forkfull of eggs as she smuggly licked off the fork.

So anybody have any others they would like to add? ???

cliff notes: eggsalad gives me gooseies, I got ownt, wife is teh win !

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I fell for the "which of these two outfits do you like better?" question yesterday. I responded immediately that the 1st one was atrocious and that the second one made her look like a crazy pirate. (I had just pulled an all nighter for work - and wasn't in the best of mental condition...)

She immediately tossed a glass of freezing water at me, and began muttering, "oh. You'll pay - you will pay."

Cheers,

- Oak

 

[Beefcube]

Well yesterday as I was getting ready for work, the wife was "makering teh eggsalad". She asked if I wanted one sandwich or two for lunch. I said one and some other stuff cause " your eggsalad gives me the shizz".
As I was ready for a shower and only wearing a towel I promptly wore a forkfull of eggs as she smuggly licked off the fork.

So anybody have any others they would like to add? ???

cliff notes: eggsalad gives me gooseies, I got ownt, wife is teh win !

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I fell for the "which of these two outfits do you like better?" question yesterday. I responded immediately that the 1st one was atrocious and that the second one made her look like a crazy pirate. (I had just pulled an all nighter for work - and wasn't in the best of mental condition...)

She immediately tossed a glass of freezing water at me, and began muttering, "oh. You'll pay - you will pay."

Cheers,

- Oak

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Thats kinda like " do these pants make my ass look big ?",,,, it ain't the pants !