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This Is Why You're Fat

It's not just you, I thought the same thing. Makes sense, though. You need a powerful voice to talk about some of those burgers and James Earl Jones was indisposed. I suppose you could have gone for Hugo Weaving but the burgers just don't seem aggressive enough to back that up and my throat hurts just thinking about Leonard Cohen.


Too bad Barry White isn't still around.
 
I think the voice they used fits the bill perfectly. I think Hugo Weaving might be a little too refined for this site... at least voice wise. You need a bit of an edge to the voice when you're talking about meat!
 
Check out the 60 pound rice crispy treat at the bottom of this page (selected excerpts from http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/ )

And when you're done salivating over the 7 pound breakfast burrito and bacon sailboat, hop on over to insanewiches
 
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