It's going to be a hot week. Or my weather app is pulling garbage data. <a href="http://tinyurl.com/oaklandweather" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://tinyurl.com/oaklandweather</a>
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Sometimes, you just want to walk away and be a bush pilot.
Wrapped bacon around sticks of cheese and threw them in the deep fryer.
Dear Argentine ants, I found you in the bathroom, and I was irritated. I found you in my office, and I plotted silently against you. I found you in my liquor cabinet...this means war.
It's like a cheeseburger, but instead of a bun, there's bacon. And instead of hamburger, there's bacon. And instead of cheese, there's bacon.
Pasadena, CA. It's a hot mess...?
RIP Columbo
Whenever my mother goes on holiday, she almost always stops at a wax museum to have her picture taken with Hitler.
Next time, we eat unicorns
Been such a long week. Oliva V lancero and Glenfiddich 18, take me away from here.
I don't know how to read tea leaves, but I can read bacon sediment at the bottom of the pan.
Brewed up some barbecue sauce. Now to slow cook a pig and mix up some slaw...Pulled pork sandwiches anyone?
Brewed up some barbecue sauce. Now to slow cook a pig and mix up some slaw...Pulled pork sandwiches anyone?
Hello. I'm Mr. Ed.
Hello. I'm Mr. Ed.
For dinner tonight, I only offered options that required me to sit outside next to the grill. I'm sure it wasn't intentional.
I think I may have just agreed to adopt a rabbit. This is exciting. I haven't eaten rabbit in quite a while.
It's almost mother's day. <a href="http://bit.ly/dYkqOv" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://bit.ly/dYkqOv</a>
It's almost mother's day. <a href="http://bit.ly/dYkqOv" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://bit.ly/dYkqOv</a>
Just had what I would say has to be my favorite cigar. Too bad I dont know what it was.
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