AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
- Joined
- Nov 14, 2003
- Messages
- 23,009
Thou shalt not bomb if there is an innocent victim.
Thou shalt not worship cigar rollers or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Jose Padron, Rolando Reyes, Autero Feunte, Avelino Lara, Guillermo Leon, Manuel Quesada, Pepin Garcia or Jose Blanco in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a cigar that is not their own is strange… Some people are just curious.
Thou shalt not read CA.
Thou shalt not stop liking a cigar just because they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Min Ron Nee.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy ACID products.
Thou shalt not buy Honeys products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your friend’s best stick, take drugs and lie to him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch American Idol
Thou shalt not attend a herf and leave as soon as you're done just because you’ve finished your shitty little cigar you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.
Thou shalt not put Cigars and rollers on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
Opus – Is just a Cigar.
Gurkha - Is just a Cigar.
Acid - Just a Cigar.
Ashton - Just a Cigar.
Hemingway - Just a Cigar.
Don Carlos - Just a Cigar.
Graycliff- Just a Cigar.
Partagas- Just a Cigar.
Punch - Just a Cigar.
AVO - Just a Cigar.
Hoyo- Just a Cigar.
Sancho Panza - Just a Cigar.
Macanudo - Just a Cigar.
Don Tomas - Just a Cigar.
Montecristo - Cigar.
The next big thing - JUST A CIGAR.
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not smoke repetitive generic cigars
Thou shalt not smoke repetitive generic cigars
Thou shalt not smoke repetitive generic cigars
Thou shalt not smoke repetitive generic cigars
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
When I say "he say, she say, we say, make some noise" - kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that AVB targeted you while you thought you were well hidden at CP.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.
And thou shalt always kill.
Fire one.
Name this tune bitches!
Thou shalt not worship cigar rollers or follow lost prophets.
Thou shalt not take the names of Jose Padron, Rolando Reyes, Autero Feunte, Avelino Lara, Guillermo Leon, Manuel Quesada, Pepin Garcia or Jose Blanco in vain.
Thou shalt not think that any male over the age of 30 that plays with a cigar that is not their own is strange… Some people are just curious.
Thou shalt not read CA.
Thou shalt not stop liking a cigar just because they’ve become popular.
Thou shalt not question Min Ron Nee.
Thou shalt not judge a book by it’s cover.
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover.
Thou shalt not buy ACID products.
Thou shalt not buy Honeys products.
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your friend’s best stick, take drugs and lie to him.
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily.
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls’ pants. Use it to get into their heads.
Thou shalt not watch American Idol
Thou shalt not attend a herf and leave as soon as you're done just because you’ve finished your shitty little cigar you self-righteous prick.
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar week in, week out just ’cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied but you’re never gonna fucking talk to.
Thou shalt not put Cigars and rollers on ridiculous pedestals no matter how great they are or were.
Opus – Is just a Cigar.
Gurkha - Is just a Cigar.
Acid - Just a Cigar.
Ashton - Just a Cigar.
Hemingway - Just a Cigar.
Don Carlos - Just a Cigar.
Graycliff- Just a Cigar.
Partagas- Just a Cigar.
Punch - Just a Cigar.
AVO - Just a Cigar.
Hoyo- Just a Cigar.
Sancho Panza - Just a Cigar.
Macanudo - Just a Cigar.
Don Tomas - Just a Cigar.
Montecristo - Cigar.
The next big thing - JUST A CIGAR.
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries.
Thou shalt remember that guns, bitches and bling were never part of the four elements and never will be.
Thou shalt not smoke repetitive generic cigars
Thou shalt not smoke repetitive generic cigars
Thou shalt not smoke repetitive generic cigars
Thou shalt not smoke repetitive generic cigars
Thou shalt not pimp my ride.
Thou shalt not scream if you wanna go faster.
Thou shalt not move to the sound of the wickedness.
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit.
When I say “Hey” thou shalt not say “Ho”.
When I say “Hip” thou shalt not say “Hop”.
When I say "he say, she say, we say, make some noise" - kill me.
Thou shalt not quote me happy.
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture.
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me.
Thou shalt spell the word “Pheonix” P-H-E-O-N-I-X not P-H-O-E-N-I-X, regardless of what the Oxford English Dictionary tells you.
Thou shalt not express your shock at the fact that AVB targeted you while you thought you were well hidden at CP.
Thou shalt think for yourselves.
And thou shalt always kill.
Fire one.
Name this tune bitches!
