Threw out my back

[Shamrocker]

So I got home from a regular day at the office and headed out to check the mail. Saw a mysterious package sitting there in the mailbox, and when I picked it up I hadn't prepared enough and couldn't keep my balance and twisted my back. After my wife helped me up I opened the package and found a cache, nay, a treasure trove of tobacco leaves masterfully rolled and probably very carefully aged.

A big thanks to thevalkyrie for one helluva introductory bomb. These sticks will be well cared for and ceremoniously burned in a series of small sacrificial events.

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