gtadroptop
You can't make this stuff up
In my circle of friends, I'm the cigar expert. Not only is that a bit scary, it also tells you my friends just don't do cigars.
So yesterday, we go golfing after work. One of my buddies pulls a plastic bag out of his golf bag. At first I thought there was a stick of beef jerky in it. Nope. He cuts the bag open and pulls out something vaguely resembling a cigar and lights it. Smoke is coming off of it. Yup, it's a cigar. Doing my best to keep a straight face, I asked him what the hell he was smoking (which probably wasn't the first time somebody asked him that question in his lifetime). He said that he was at a wedding a few weeks ago and somebody gave him a couple cigars. He wanted to save them for later, so he took them home and vacuum packed them to keep them fresh! :0
I can see in theory where that could work. You wouldn't have to worry about mold. Theoretically they wouldn't dry out. And beetles certainly wouldn't survive very long. In practice, it didn't work very well. The cigar was a bit misshapen and pieces of the outer wrapper kept unwrapping. I finally lost it when he said he was having a hard time smoking it because the tobacco was all smashed together. Gotta give him credit, he did finish smoking it and at least he was smart enough to put them in separate bags.
Anybody else have any 'interesting' stories about their casual cigar friends?
So yesterday, we go golfing after work. One of my buddies pulls a plastic bag out of his golf bag. At first I thought there was a stick of beef jerky in it. Nope. He cuts the bag open and pulls out something vaguely resembling a cigar and lights it. Smoke is coming off of it. Yup, it's a cigar. Doing my best to keep a straight face, I asked him what the hell he was smoking (which probably wasn't the first time somebody asked him that question in his lifetime). He said that he was at a wedding a few weeks ago and somebody gave him a couple cigars. He wanted to save them for later, so he took them home and vacuum packed them to keep them fresh! :0
I can see in theory where that could work. You wouldn't have to worry about mold. Theoretically they wouldn't dry out. And beetles certainly wouldn't survive very long. In practice, it didn't work very well. The cigar was a bit misshapen and pieces of the outer wrapper kept unwrapping. I finally lost it when he said he was having a hard time smoking it because the tobacco was all smashed together. Gotta give him credit, he did finish smoking it and at least he was smart enough to put them in separate bags.
Anybody else have any 'interesting' stories about their casual cigar friends?