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WANTED: One Experienced Sheep Herder......

Allofus123

Allofus123

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... to watch over the flock. Must be able to spot the wolf in sheeps clothing. Constantly challenged by the newer sheep in the flock, especially the younger ones. Big shepherd stick needed for whacking in the head when neccessary. No pay!

Apply to www.FOG.com
 
ggiese :laugh:

He and I have been putting in overtime at CigarSmokers in this department. The wolves don't take too kindly to it at first but once they smarten up, they realize it's all for the good of the community. The newer sheep can be a pain in the ass :D the belligerent ones leave the heard which is fine because many times these become the wolves. ;)
 
GGIESE takes too many medications. He'd forget and take his Viagra too early in the day and then we'd all be screwed.
 
Leave the what Mrs. Crabtree? You herd they were leaving :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

coventrycat86 said:
"....the belligerent ones leave the heard...."
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bfreebern said:
GGIESE takes too many medications. He'd forget and take his Viagra too early in the day and then we'd all be screwed.
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Is that "literally" or "figuratively" screwed, Brandon??? :sign:
 
Ohhh, that was your 1000th post. Talking about screwing is always good. :thumbs:

Congrats!
 
Gramps is already a friggin' old guy, no need to make fun of him for it! :sign: :whistling:
 
coventrycat86 said:
ggiese :laugh:

He and I have been putting in overtime at CigarSmokers in this department. The wolves don't take too kindly to it at first but once they smarten up, they realize it's all for the good of the community. The newer sheep can be a pain in the ass :D the belligerent ones leave the heard which is fine because many times these become the wolves. ;)
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What? What'd I do??? It was all Scotty's fault... :whistling:
 
AVB said:
Ohhh, that was your 1000th post. Talking about screwing is always good. :thumbs:

Congrats!
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Now how the hell did that happen??? 1,000 posts - crap, I'm getting too chatty...

Damn it, Hodgy!!! See what you made me do!!! :sign:
 
coventrycat86 said:
ggiese :laugh:

He and I have been putting in overtime at CigarSmokers in this department. The wolves don't take too kindly to it at first but once they smarten up, they realize it's all for the good of the community. The newer sheep can be a pain in the ass :D the belligerent ones leave the heard which is fine because many times these become the wolves. ;)
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I second the nomination! Something tells me George is good a whacking! :laugh:
 
I'd apply, but I'm too slow now and my teeth have got dull in my old age.
 
Allofus123 said:
... to watch over the flock. Must be able to spot the wolf in sheeps clothing. Constantly challenged by the newer sheep in the flock, especially the younger ones. Big shepherd stick needed for whacking in the head when neccessary. No pay!

Apply to www.FOG.com
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Please add: Must be skilled in the use of sign language, as many in the herd appear to be deaf.

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