Welcome newbies!!!!

[Lee]

With the influx of many new members recently, I would like to make a simple request......

Rod, could we get a few more ashtrays, chairs and get the cooler topped off? Oh yeah, somebody open a window!

Thanx

 

[PuroBrat]

I would like to add my personal Welcome to all the newbies, from the Virtual Newbie his own self  

Just a word of caution guys, no matter how many posts you amass, you are still a friggin newbie, NOW GET DOWN AND GIMME 20, YA NEWBIE PUKES (make those 20 Opus, or Cohiba please      :0   )

Welcome to CP

 

[Rod]

Coming right up Leebo! :thumbs:

 

[Firestorm]

Sweats out 20.........ah now for a smoke!!!!!!

 

[Horse]

Oh, btw, I'm the official disposal unit for any 'fake' ISOM's u happen to run into... you know the ones.... mis-spelled Havana with Habana :0

Just send em over, I'll :lookup: photograph them so they can get posted to the Watch out for Fakes sites.

 

[57Strat]

Welcome! :thumbs:

 

[TheBeast]

Welcome all newbies...this is a great place and if you stick around long enough it'll be a second home.

If you have any concerns about purchases you made:

1. Whether they are authentic (ISOM/Ultra Premium)
2. Whether they are humidfied properly
3. Whether the construction is up to par
4. Whether or not it's a good gar

All you need to do is simply send 3 of the questionable gars to me (that is the proper amount to review if you did not know) and I will be happy to verify any or all of the above. My addy is in my profile.

In return you will get:

1. A authorized stamp of approval (I do hold a liscense)
2. Or a complete write up of flaws that I found

You can then continue to smoke them with pleasure or send PuroBrat the junk...whichever you feel is neccessary.

Good luck and remember you're never without my friendly services...just send the gars. :lookup:

 

[Rod]

1.  A authorized stamp of approval (I do hold a liscense)

He also has a degree in BS. Oops, I mean a BS Degree.

 

[TheBeast]

LMAO@Rod

I do infact hold a liscense...now there was no specification on what type of liscense...just that I hold one.

Don't let these old timers fool you...I'm legit.LOL.

 

[Firestorm]

OMG.. you have fallen to even Leebo type mooching.. and mooching under color of authority ( tis what we call that particular misdemeanor in California) Shame shame!

(Damn I wish I had though of THAT scam!!!)

Congratulations beast on a VERY well thought out venue! * knocks cigar ash off in his honor*

 

[gws3]

newbie here, thanks for the welcome. you guys definitely sound fun and easy to get along with. i think i've found a great place to hang out.
i'll be posting later.
thanks again for the welcome
gws3

 

[benjiev]

Welcome aboard gws3    Sit back and enjoy  

Beast you've got style boy LMAO         Great offer to all newbies

 

[TheBeast]

Beast you've got style boy LMAO          Great offer to all newbies  

Yeah..I thought it was a great offer myself.

To bad these newbies are just new...and not suckers. LMAO