I never told you the story about how I saved the 5th Marines from the Black Syph? This is no shit, there I was surrounded by Viet-Cong whores at the House of the Pink Chrysanthemum, a small establishment located about 20 clicks N. of Da Nang. Armed with only with a 10cc syringe loaded with penicillin G, I manged to subdue them, even though they tried to weaken me with their Oriental charms, and inject them in their tight round asses, before a patrol of Jarheads form 2/5 arrived. We then proceeded to avail ourselves of the lovely ladies company in an orderly and proficient military manner.The rest of the story ain't fit for women and kids.
Doc.