What are your reasons for smoking...

When my Dr. said "fish, you need to change you diet and lower your cholesterol" I am sad to say, I did.

When he said "fish, you need to cut back on the scotch and tequila" I am very sad to say, I did.

When he said "fish, you need to exercise more and lose some weight" I am said to say I did.

When he said "fish, you need to cut out cigars" I put my arm around his shoulder and politely explained that asking me to quit smoking would be bad for HIS health. Now we have an understanding...

I smoke because it's the last vice I have left.

Fish
 
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