.....what is it..??

[BlindedByScience]

I made fun of them. I snickered at them. I said they were stupid. I couldn't believe anyone would pay for one.
Now.....I own one.
What on earth am I talking about..??

First correct guess gets a little something from my cabinet. Specific answers, please. Asshats need not apply. My judgement is final. Stay tuned........

 

[CBoukal]

An expensive lighter!

 

[Thoughts]

Green egg erupted in my brain for some reason

 

[BlindedByScience]

...dupe.

 

[BlindedByScience]

An expensive lighter!

Nope.....good guess, though. Gosh knows I've railed on multi-hundred dollar lighters.

 

[BlindedByScience]

Green egg erupted in my brain for some reason

.....I burn water when I boil it, a GE would be a real disaster....

 

[modo22]

Cyber truck?!

 

[BlindedByScience]

Cyber truck?!

.....jeez, that's really, really close..... OK, that's close enough...!! I'm taking delivery on a 2025 Tesla Model 3......

Congrats and great guess, my friend..!! PM me your addy and I'll get a little celebration pack together for you...!!

 

[CBoukal]

.....jeez, that's really, really close..... OK, that's close enough...!! I'm taking delivery on a 2025 Tesla Model 3......

Congrats and great guess, my friend..!! PM me your addy and I'll get a little celebration pack together for you...!!

Wow!!! Ben @modo22 that was a great guess. I assumed cigar related or his AARP Card

Thanks for the contest!

 

[BlindedByScience]

....what's funny about that is I disgustingly threw AARP mail in the recycle bin for years. Still do, out of spite......

 

[bfreebern]

....what's funny about that is I disgustingly threw AARP mail in the recycle bin for years. Still do, out of spite......

Just got my first mailing. Opened it up, looked at it and threw it away.

 

[CigarStone]

A hooker?

A smokeless firepit?

An electric table lighter?

A hooker?

How many guesses do I get?

 

[BlindedByScience]

Those are great guesses, but Ben already guessed close enough:

Tesla Model 3 Long Range: Car and Driver 2025 10Best Cars

An excellent mainstream EV sedan that's also a great deal.

www.caranddriver.com

 

[Scap]

My first thought was Moped....but cybertruck is close enough. Lol

Like a chubby chick....Fun to ride, but you don't wanna get caught by your buddies.

 

[cabaiguan juan]

Used toilet paper?

 

[MaytagMan]

Well my guess of Lightning McQueen Crocs is too late...


Otherwise I was gong to guess something battery powered, but not a Tesla...

 

[DomnioMaestro]

Darnit MtM....get outta my head.....

 

[CigarStone]

Those are great guesses, but Ben already guessed close enough:

Tesla Model 3 Long Range: Car and Driver 2025 10Best Cars

An excellent mainstream EV sedan that's also a great deal.

www.caranddriver.com

Nice job Ben!

 

[CgarDan]

Good guess Ben

 

[modo22]

Sweet!!! Thank you for this, PM incoming. Glad it’s a model 3, those are pretty nice!