Eshaw99
Smoker, drinker, singer, gambler
You know how when you're at a party and there's a guitar sitting around, some asshole will inevitably pick it up and start playing "Wonderwall"? I was always the asshole at the party who would pick it up and play "Asshole". I can't memorize my adult sons' cell phone numbers, but I can still recite the rant at the end of the song word for word.