What's the proper term

[AngryFishH]

I've searched through the old threads and have seen several terms used to define a really nasty cigar. The one that comes up most is "Dog Rocket" which I genuinely love. But, I am sure there are other funnier terms. What is your favorite?

In my circle of friends we use the term "El Doodio" (pronounced doo-dee-ohh) for the exceptionally bad and "El Doodio Especial" for the worst offenders. A common phrase is "I can't believe you came into my house, snuck an AVO Signature out of my humidor and left behind this El Doodio in its place like I wouldn't know."


Fish

 

[stevehawk]

Moontrance....


... er, sorry Wilkey!

 

[Newfie]

If I put down the words I used to properly describe the worst smoke I had this year, Rod would probably ban me!!! :laugh:

 

[boonedoggle]

Tobacco Turd

 

[Sunward]

one CP member, did a cigar review. He referred to "licking the sidewalk to refresh his pallate" after the bad cgar :laugh:

 

[DarrenR]

I am a simple man, I just say it taste like crap!

 

[BlindedByScience]

We have four little dogs, so the term "dog rocket" brings to mind a rather vivid picture. The sizes aren't even that far off..... :laugh:

Cheers - B.B.S.

 

[BrownDevil]

My buddy's would-have-been-wife :laugh: :laugh:



Sorry, Milkweed, I couldn't resist

 

[Robbmt]

Helix

 

[moki]

 

[bilder]

Cigarette

 

[dav1041]

That tasted like Ass Crack!

 

[Ginseng]

"rocket" or "dog rocket," "crap," "shit on a stick"

Thanks Steve.

Wilkey

 

[bubbaco]

Zoohiba

 

[Strayvector]

Zoohiba

I think you mean Zeehiba.

 

[Ginseng]

Zoohiba

I think you mean Zeehiba.

Ouch!

Get used to it, brother Michael. The infamous Zeehiba is your Moontrance. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Wilkey

 

[Michal]

Let me answer with a rebus:

 

[Herfin Bigdog]

Cigarette

The best description of all for a lousy tasting cigar. :thumbs:

 

[AngryFishH]

Notice the dogs name. Ass-tro.

I think we found a wiener! Get it Wiener... It was funny when I wrote it.

Fish

 

[cookie_1978]

Juror # 6 - It is a long story, but let me tell you she tasted REAL bad.