AVB
Jesus of Cool, I'm bad, I'm nationwide
Wherever they're from
We shoulda noticed by now
Noobs behavior is dumb
And if their chances expect to improve
It's gonna take more
Than tryin' to remove
The other FOGS
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call them THE NOOBS
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named them right ‘cause they behave the same...
They are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes they are
Dumb all over,
Near'n far
Dumb all over
Black 'n white
People, they is not wrapped tight
Noobs on the left, Noobs on the right
Noobian fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' their leaders
Tell the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the FOGS over there
Don't believe in the way
They got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For noobies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Noobie fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
Fire one!
We shoulda noticed by now
Noobs behavior is dumb
And if their chances expect to improve
It's gonna take more
Than tryin' to remove
The other FOGS
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether
They call them THE NOOBS
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named them right ‘cause they behave the same...
They are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes they are
Dumb all over,
Near'n far
Dumb all over
Black 'n white
People, they is not wrapped tight
Noobs on the left, Noobs on the right
Noobian fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin' their leaders
Tell the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
'Bout what to do
If the FOGS over there
Don't believe in the way
They got over here
You can't run a race
Without no feet
'N pretty soon
There won't be no street
For noobies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Noobie fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won't blow up
'N disappear
It'll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)
Fire one!