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Witty stuff to say to your Doctor...

Devil Doc

Devil Doc

When Death smiles, Corpsmen smile back
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...during your colonoscopy.


1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where
no man has gone before!

2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we 're now legally married.'

6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'

12. 'God, now I know why I am not gay.'

And the best one of all.

13. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?'


Doc.
 
Colon cancer runs in our family so I have been in for two colonoscopies. Both times I have been when I wake up it seems like the nurses are always standing out in the hall smiling at me. Always makes me wonder what all they have been doing back there while I was asleep. ???
 
Keep in mind, gentlemen that this is the only time in your life that women will encourage you to fart.

Doc.
 
My wife was recently at her annual girlie doctor's visit.

As the doctor was making her way through a rather personal portion of the checkup, the doctor remarked, "So, I see that you're left-handed."

My wife, who is in fact left-handed, was a little taken aback and asked the doctor how she could tell.

Her doctor replied, "You've got your watch on your right wrist."
 
:laugh:

When we got through, i said "Doc, you ought be paying me, not the other way around". I saw him in public, i didn't know whether to hug him or kick his ass...
 
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