WTF? @jcinpa

Well, I just got back from a long weekend in Portland, and if I talk about some of the things that I saw there... well... this would go off on another tangent... and no, not everyone looks good in a Tiara - while it matched the babydoll dress, it did not match his beard... #portland 😆

On the bright side, a homeless guy yelled at my buddies and I while we were waiting for the MAX (train) there... he called one friend Blueberry, called me Lamb Chop, and called my other friend Tequila Head... then he said we were all Federales.
 
Well, I just got back from a long weekend in Portland, and if I talk about some of the things that I saw there... well... this would go off on another tangent... and no, not everyone looks good in a Tiara - while it matched the babydoll dress, it did not match his beard... #portland 😆

On the bright side, a homeless guy yelled at my buddies and I while we were waiting for the MAX (train) there... he called one friend Blueberry, called me Lamb Chop, and called my other friend Tequila Head... then he said we were all Federales.
Sounds like an interesting time, Lamb Chop.
 
Well, I just got back from a long weekend in Portland, and if I talk about some of the things that I saw there... well... this would go off on another tangent... and no, not everyone looks good in a Tiara - while it matched the babydoll dress, it did not match his beard... #portland 😆

On the bright side, a homeless guy yelled at my buddies and I while we were waiting for the MAX (train) there... he called one friend Blueberry, called me Lamb Chop, and called my other friend Tequila Head... then he said we were all Federales.
Welcome to the pacifist northwest!😁
 
Well, I just got back from a long weekend in Portland, and if I talk about some of the things that I saw there... well... this would go off on another tangent... and no, not everyone looks good in a Tiara - while it matched the babydoll dress, it did not match his beard... #portland 😆

On the bright side, a homeless guy yelled at my buddies and I while we were waiting for the MAX (train) there... he called one friend Blueberry, called me Lamb Chop, and called my other friend Tequila Head... then he said we were all Federales.
Next time you're in PDX, give me a shout. We're just across the river, a bit north of Vancouver. It's way, way more normal here...... 🤣
 
Next time you're in PDX, give me a shout. We're just across the river, a bit north of Vancouver. It's way, way more normal here...... 🤣

Will do! We were actually up there for the PNW Pen Show (Nerd alert! lol), and made a long weekend out of it. Weirdness aside, Portland was actually a lot of fun - some great food carts, and people overall were friendly and easygoing. And despite some interesting people, the MAX was super clean and efficient. Oh, and the Lime scooters were fun... expecially when one friend and I somehow ended up in the middle of the Seattle to Portland Bike riders... funny as hell - two dipshit tourishes just zipping along in the middle of bike racers hahahaha! Next time we're up, I'll let you know, and you can follow the smoke signals to the Sheraton right at the end of the PDX runway...
 
Life hack: If you flip the sandwich upside down, you can avoid this terrible condition. Thoughts & prayers. 🙏
Better solution is REMOVE the lettuce and tomato altogether…

Bun with mayo on both sides, meat, double cheee on top of the meat.
 
Will do! We were actually up there for the PNW Pen Show (Nerd alert! lol), and made a long weekend out of it. Weirdness aside, Portland was actually a lot of fun - some great food carts, and people overall were friendly and easygoing. And despite some interesting people, the MAX was super clean and efficient. Oh, and the Lime scooters were fun... expecially when one friend and I somehow ended up in the middle of the Seattle to Portland Bike riders... funny as hell - two dipshit tourishes just zipping along in the middle of bike racers hahahaha! Next time we're up, I'll let you know, and you can follow the smoke signals to the Sheraton right at the end of the PDX runway...
We're about 20 mins from PDX on 205. Easy peasy. One of these days, for sure..!!
 
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