....yeah. Right....

[BlindedByScience]

...so, I'm at the local cigar shop, searching through the wooden boxes. The exchange with the clerk;

Clerk - "Can I help you..?.."
Me - "...Hi there; just looking for some unvarnished boxes for my cooler."
Clerk - "...you store your cigars in a cooler..??.."
Me - "...uh, yes. Is that a problem..??.."
Clerk - "Well, I'd think the ice and water would get them all wet"
(I was stunned; couldn't tell if he was pulling my leg or not. Clearly B.B.S. must have had his dose of smart ass pills this AM.....)
Me - "...oh, no worries. I only use dry ice."
Clerk - "Oh....well....that should work....."

....chuckle.... :laugh:

Regards - B.B.S.

 

[BrownDevil]

What an ass :laugh:

 

[BlindedByScience]

What an ass :laugh:

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...me or him..??.... :laugh:

There was a cigar chick from Macanudo giving out smokes at the shop who overheard the whole thing. She was doing her best to keep from cracking up. Shot me a "rolleyes" look with a smile a couple of times. Gifted me a couple of Macanudo's on the way out with a smile and a wink telling me to "...keep 'em dry..."

Well....I thought it was funny.....

B.B.S.

 

[BrownDevil]

What an ass :laugh:

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...me or him..??.... :laugh:

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Both of you
Just kidding Not you.

Funny story :laugh: :laugh:

 

[DevilsMilk]

Oh the fun you could have really had with that clerk... Great story!

 

[KayakinBoy]

What an ass :laugh:

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...me or him..??.... :laugh:

There was a cigar chick from Macanudo giving out smokes at the shop who overheard the whole thing. She was doing her best to keep from cracking up. Shot me a "rolleyes" look with a smile a couple of times. Gifted me a couple of Macanudo's on the way out with a smile and a wink telling me to "...keep 'em dry..."

Well....I thought it was funny.....

B.B.S.

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Which one was she? the blonde? she's pretty :love:

 

[Neuromancer]

Oh the fun you could have really had with that clerk... Great story!

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Better yet, the fun he coulda had with the Macanudo chick...

 

[DevilsMilk]

Oh the fun you could have really had with that clerk... Great story!

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Better yet, the fun he coulda had with the Macanudo chick...

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Yeah but that would be for another day and another thread

Yeah the Macanudo chick would be a better story.

 

[BlindedByScience]

Which one was she? the blonde? she's pretty :love:

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...cute little brunette. Quite the little hottie, to be sure.....

B.B.S.

Edited - still can't spell or type.....

 

[thejollyco]

Which one was she?  the blonde?  she's pretty  :love:

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...cute little brunette. Quite the little hottie, to be sure.....

B.B.S.

Edited - still can't spell or type.....

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... shoulda done something about it!

it's hard to find a hot girl who knows about cigars!

even if you have a relationship, the more the merrier...?

 

[BGarv3]

You know I am thinking it must be something in the air this weekend. I have been to two shops and had great deals fall in my lap. One involving a smarta$$ comment from the daughter of the owner. The other involved the owner of the shop must have lost his freakin mind with pricing and such .

I think and Pyre had one today as well.

Then you get the comedian in the bunch.

C'mon guys how many more of us have had odd experiences in the smoke shop this weekend?

 

[Neuromancer]

You know I am thinking it must be something in the air this weekend. I have been to two shops and had great deals fall in my lap. One involving a smarta$$ comment from the daughter of the owner. The other involved the owner of the shop must have lost his freakin mind with pricing and such .

I think and Pyre had one today as well.

Then you get the comedian in the bunch.

C'mon guys how many more of us have had odd experiences in the smoke shop this weekend?

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Is there a full moon?

 

[BurningDoDo]

granted i'm not one of those customers that drops a bomb everytime i stop by, but i try to spend about $60 a week to stay consistant and grow somewhat of a relationship(i just lost my job this past friday so that won't be happening for a while ). i'm there at least twice a week to pick up some ffox and various other sticks and have been doing so for the past 2 months. so anyways, i stopped by a couple days ago to get a couple ffox and was told that they only had opus a's and power rangers left despite the manager handing me a couple sticks two days before from a fresh box from a big shipment they just got in. i'm sure that sounds pretty typical to run out in a couple days, but they have never gone more than 2 days without any ffox, muchless only have two boxes of any type of opus in stock. so i got a couple power rangers and then half jokingly asked if i could have the box since they regularly offer the boxes to people that clean them out, which i did. then he gave me some line about how these boxes were expensive and that they have to buy the empty boxes from fuente to display :0 . at this point i'm a little peeved at the fact that this guy just didn't want to walk his 5'8 300lb self down some steps to get a couple cigars that should be already set up in the storeroom humi and that he tried to bs me about the boxes. i can forgive the $400 gouge for a box of monte 4's and not wanting to walk down some stairs for two cigars but being just plain lied to really sets me off over something so small :angry2: . if anyone would like to confirm what the clerk said and let me know what a stupid noob i am, feel free to flame away. but in the mean time, all i can say about that is....yeah.Right ....

 

[CoventryCat86]

Nope, new moon. New moon's must be worse than full moons these days.

 

[BGarv3]

Nope, new moon. New moon's must be worse than full moons these days.

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I am having to agree with this. I normally go to sleep early but d@mn My phone is ringing off the hook with some bone head looking for his girlfriend and I can PROMISE you she is NOT here(wonder what she looks like ). Does he give up NO but it could get interesting I told him he could come over and check for himself. I mean come on it has been three nights in a row now and it is drivng me crazy.

I hope she is not where ever he thinks he is calling because showing up at my house at 430 in the morning would most likely not be in the best interest of his physical well being. Both pitts are outside chained on the porch and they don't like company or being woke up unless you are giving them food. :whistling: And he did not ask for an address.

 

[Neuromancer]

Nope, new moon.  New moon's must be worse than full moons these days.

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I am having to agree with this. I normally go to sleep early but d@mn My phone is ringing off the hook with some bone head looking for his girlfriend and I can PROMISE you she is NOT here(wonder what she looks like ). Does he give up NO but it could get interesting I told him he could come over and check for himself. I mean come on it has been three nights in a row now and it is drivng me crazy.

I hope she is not where ever he thinks he is calling because showing up at my house at 430 in the morning would most likely not be in the best interest of his physical well being. Both pitts are outside chained on the porch and they don't like company or being woke up unless you are giving them food. :whistling: And he did not ask for an address.

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Ya know, that's funny...we have someone calling our house all the time as a wrong number...I mean several times a week...and since we don't know the caller we let our answering machine get it...you'd think they would figure out they're dialing the wrong number at some point and stop...however, today they rang the phone six times and I got fed up and called the number back to politely ask them to please stop...and what I got in return for my polite request was a lunatic who started screaming, "what right did I have to call them and bother them?" and was told that "their phone was progammed wrong, and it's too f*cking bad" if I don't like it, to which I suggested (politely) that they should reprogram it and please stop calling our house, and the next comment I got was "f*ck off, bitch, and don't ever f*cking bother them again", and that they'll "f*cking dial whatever they want," and I should "just f*ck off!" Now is that nuts or what? So now I've had to call the phone company to add call blocking service to my phone line to stop their harassment, and I get to deal with Bellsouth to try and get their harassment center to deal with this...now my GF is worried they'll try to find out where we live, but that also would not be in their best interests as I am fully capable of defending this home and hearth and would not hesitate to do so...we have two security companies...ADT and S&W...new moon, you said, CC? I dunno....they're acting like it's a full moon...