You ain't going to believe this

[AVB]

Any girl that can shoulder-fuck my door is not somebody I'd have been involved with anyway.

 

[BigJake6904]

In the event it isn't a psycho hosebeast or a malicious pal, the intruder may have simply been checking the place out to see what he'll need to do in order to totally clean the place out.

My brother is a college student and his place was broken into on three consecutive Saturday nights a few months ago. People who do that kind of thing aren't exactly rational operators, so don't go trying to ascribe too much logic to the situation. He needs to remain on his toes...

And thats why I keep the gun loaded.

 

[in2xshp]

Yep sounds like a psyco Gf to me too but still some serious screwed up shit wither way, I'm glad that nothing of real value was taken but I just can't get past the bank account or any other personal info that might have been picked up also.

 

[sack]

I'm thinking this jerk broke in and realized that he was in the wrong place and took off. ???

 

[SkyStorm82]

I don't have either of these two products, but they might be something to look into.

Door Jam armor

Strike Master

 

[cabaiguan juan]

All of your son's condoms? Did he go out and get more or risk it?

 

[badhangover]

Sounds too hardcore to be a prank, but you never know with kids. Did someone mention this was a dormitory setting? Anything goes in those environments, but it still seems a bit hardcore even then.

It's more likely the thieves took something not immediately noticeable as missing.... and then "impulse" stole the condoms on the way out. Kinda like how one purchases bubble gum at the checking stands 'cause they see it in front of them and suddenly decide they need bubble gum.