firehousesmoke
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......you ask your local b&m if he has a gift registry so people dont buy you crappy cigars just becuase they know you smoke them 
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You know you smoke too many cigars when...
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edng
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Just putting these priceless comments all together.......
You know you smoke too many cigars when...
You break down and smoke a cigarette after a hard day and find yourself analyzing the draw, burn and flavor (eh, american spirits don't taste completely like shit).
You buy alcohol specifically for drinking while smoking and never touch it unless you have a cigar in your hand.
You have a comfortable set of 'lounging' clothes that you wear when you smoke at home.
You have a set of clothes you wear when you smoke elsewhere.
In every picture of you a cigar is in your hand or mouth.
Your S.O. can't remember the last time you didn't have cigar breath.
When your inner lip starts to peel.......after 4 Churchills today......
When you go to the Outlaw and smoke 12 cigars and wake up the next day wanting another one with breakfast
When you get the sweats, feel like you're drunk sick, wish you could puke, and you swear you will put the cigar down immediately............as soon as it's been sufficiently nubbed.
When the repo man takes your car and your just glad your travel humi was not in it.
When your wife leaves because that is all you do anymore
You will stuff towels under the doors in your office and put on a coat and open the window when it is 10 degrees outside just to smoke indoors.
When you look at hotdogs in the grocery store and wonder what the ring gauge is on them
...when you stop going to the strip club because they banned smoking indoors.
.......when the term "getting bombed" no longer has anything to do with alcohol.
.......when you drink warm beer while camping because you don't want to disturb your "aging humi" (a.k.a coolidor)
.... when your most horrifying nighmares are about beetle infestations and sleeping through the most recent Opus release.
When you start looking at priceless family heirloom jewelry boxes and think to yourself about what a bad ass desktop humidor it would make.
When your wife refers to your humidor as “your mistress”.
You spend more money on a weekly basis at the B&M than on dates with the girlfriend
Buy a new car just to smoke in.
... when your credit card company, bank, or wife calls and tells you you're over the limit
When you watch and listen for the mail lady like a dog waiting for it's master and your wife begins to dub her your secret lover.
......you ask your local b&m if he has a gift registry so people dont buy you crappy cigars just becuase they know you smoke them
When you peek into your humidor more times than your 6 year old daughter with her dollhouse
You know you smoke too many cigars when...
You break down and smoke a cigarette after a hard day and find yourself analyzing the draw, burn and flavor (eh, american spirits don't taste completely like shit).
You buy alcohol specifically for drinking while smoking and never touch it unless you have a cigar in your hand.
You have a comfortable set of 'lounging' clothes that you wear when you smoke at home.
You have a set of clothes you wear when you smoke elsewhere.
In every picture of you a cigar is in your hand or mouth.
Your S.O. can't remember the last time you didn't have cigar breath.
When your inner lip starts to peel.......after 4 Churchills today......
When you go to the Outlaw and smoke 12 cigars and wake up the next day wanting another one with breakfast
When you get the sweats, feel like you're drunk sick, wish you could puke, and you swear you will put the cigar down immediately............as soon as it's been sufficiently nubbed.
When the repo man takes your car and your just glad your travel humi was not in it.
When your wife leaves because that is all you do anymore
You will stuff towels under the doors in your office and put on a coat and open the window when it is 10 degrees outside just to smoke indoors.
When you look at hotdogs in the grocery store and wonder what the ring gauge is on them
...when you stop going to the strip club because they banned smoking indoors.
.......when the term "getting bombed" no longer has anything to do with alcohol.
.......when you drink warm beer while camping because you don't want to disturb your "aging humi" (a.k.a coolidor)
.... when your most horrifying nighmares are about beetle infestations and sleeping through the most recent Opus release.
When you start looking at priceless family heirloom jewelry boxes and think to yourself about what a bad ass desktop humidor it would make.
When your wife refers to your humidor as “your mistress”.
You spend more money on a weekly basis at the B&M than on dates with the girlfriend
Buy a new car just to smoke in.
... when your credit card company, bank, or wife calls and tells you you're over the limit
When you watch and listen for the mail lady like a dog waiting for it's master and your wife begins to dub her your secret lover.
......you ask your local b&m if he has a gift registry so people dont buy you crappy cigars just becuase they know you smoke them
When you peek into your humidor more times than your 6 year old daughter with her dollhouse
Treamayne
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You have humidors in 4 countries in case you run out while on the road.
Friends ask you to help them get started in "The Hobby."
Your wish list is for aged cigars because you can't keep them long enough to age them yourself.
You mail cigars to yourself when you travel becuase your travel humidor is no longer big enough.
You are known, on sight, at over a dozen B&Ms in 8 different states.
Friends ask you to help them get started in "The Hobby."
Your wish list is for aged cigars because you can't keep them long enough to age them yourself.
You mail cigars to yourself when you travel becuase your travel humidor is no longer big enough.
You are known, on sight, at over a dozen B&Ms in 8 different states.
FunkyCold5
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When you need to know what to eat for dinner the day before, so you know what to smoke afterwards (either need to buy it from the B&M or reach all the way down in the cooler).
npedersen
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septumus
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Rodrigo de Jerez
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If you look in the toilet to judge the gauge/size of your logs, you've smoked too many cigars.
"Hmmmmm, is that a corona gorda?"
I take no credit for this remark but I just want to pass it on.
-Mark
"Hmmmmm, is that a corona gorda?"
I take no credit for this remark but I just want to pass it on.
-Mark