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Cincinnati Woman Arrested


CINCINNATI - It was likely the most unique traffic stop two police officers from Elmwood Place police have ever had.

Officers pulled over 32-year-old Colondra Hamilton for an equipment violation on Aug. 17 around 7:30 p.m. in the 200 block of Township Avenue in Elmwood Place.

Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a female sex toy in her lap. She told officers she had been using the toy while driving, as well as watching a video on a computer her passenger was holding. It is not clear what the nature of that video was.

Hamilton was also found to be in possession of a broken crack pipe.

Hamilton is charged with driving with misdemeanor impaired alertness and two counts of possession of drug paraphernalia. According to court records, Hamilton has a lengthy criminal history.

Court records show that a warrant was issued for Hamilton's arrest after she failed to appear for her arraignment just hours after she was processed and released from the Hamilton County Justice Center.

Charges against the passenger do not appear to have been filed.
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That doesn't surprise me. Cinncinati is the armpit of Ohio. You'd have to be crazy to live there. :whistling:
 
The crack pipe so broken, so clearly it wasn't being used. As far as the other violation....I'm afraid I don't see the problem.
 
There are no degrees of uniqueness, it is an absolute. Probably a good idea to study English if you're going to be a writer, Mr. Barry. I've heard commercials claiming: "Buzzed driving is drunk driving", so she got off easy. Double puns intended.
 
elderboy02 said:
jfields said:
I bet she's a Bengals fan. Everything just points in that direction.
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How do you figure?
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Looks pretty obvious to me :whistling: :laugh:

Breedy said:
Cincinnati Woman Arrested


Hint #1 - CINCINNATI

Hint #2 - Officers found Hamilton to have her pants unbuttoned with a female sex toy in her lap.

Hint #3 - She told officers she had been using the toy while driving, as well as watching a video on a computer her passenger was holding.

Hint #4 - Hamilton was also found to be in possession of a broken crack pipe.
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Wait, wait, wait. So I go away for a couple of days for some peace and solitude while hiking in the mountains and you fine gentlemen post a salacious story about my town. We brought the rippin and tearin to the front page long before any of the rest of you. We even love our former mayors who pay hookers with checks. Larry Flynt launched his career here and he still loves us.

Now, as to that theory that the fine young lady is a Bengals fan: of course she is. The Bengals turned every woman in the nation into a fan last year when they swept the AFC North. The Bengals are, after all, reigning division champs.

So, ask yourself, do you really want to see the video that forced that woman to the sex toy before she got home? I am not the kind of guy who posts nsfw videos but if you don't get your wife or girlfriend out of the room when you click this link then you can expect her to start grinding against your computer monitor: The HOT video in question.
 
gtadroptop said:
Oh brother. :rolleyes:
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Typical Steeler fan retort!

The problem is that Pittsburgh women are clearly too sexually inhibited to satisfy Ben Roethlisberger. I mean that is as good of an explanation as to why he strong arm rapes innocent women. When he went to Miami U, a Cincinnati area university, he grew accustomed to a certain type of girl
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We Cincinnatians are accustomed to fine ladies. That these hotties use sex toys to pleasure themselves while watching Bengal replays is just a bonus. It beats standing in the woods freezing your ass to smoke cigars at a sausage fest while watching Steeler replays. ;)
 
Only you could turn this poor woman's plight into a Steeler dig. Face it Stu, you're a closet fan who is having trouble coming to terms with his own heart.

Come to the light, Stu. It shines Black & Gold. You know you want to.
 
gtadroptop said:
Only you could turn this poor woman's plight into a Steeler dig. Face it Stu, you're a closet fan who is having trouble coming to terms with his own heart.

Come to the light, Stu. It shines Black & Gold. You know you want to.
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No, I am not a closet anything. The truth is that I have never been a big fan of Dennis Dixon, your starting quarterback. He should have stuck with baseball! :laugh:
 
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